The all new "selling my flat" thread

[Barman]

Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet

Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place 

We just have to get through the survey now

&

 

Do you have to have some energy compliance thing...?

[Nick]

All done already by the Agent. I have told the buyers no further negotiation

[Steve]

Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet

Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place 

We just have to get through the survey now

But just think of what a thread it'd made if you'd gone for the Canuk

[Nick]

Instinct said there was something off about the offer from the get go...........

[Just One More]

Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet

Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place 

We just have to get through the survey now

But just think of what a thread it'd made if you'd gone for the Canuk

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Did the Canadian insist on floorboards that could be lifted easily ? 

[Nick]

She was asking some odd questions 

[Barman]

Did the Canadian insist on floorboards that could be lifted easily ? 

 

[Steve]

Did the Canadian insist on floorboards that could be lifted easily ? 

 

[Grumpmeister]

She was asking some odd questions 

Why do I get the feeling that Nick's definition of odd is normality for the rest of us..? 

[Nick]

SO the conveyancers have been in touch and want me to fill in some forms!!

I spent two hours answering some questions about absolutely everything but there were some Yes/No questions I either could not understand (legalese) or could not answer

I asked them to call me

Very helpful young lady called and we went through the Yes/No problems

IN EACH CASE EITHER YES OR NO WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER 

If it had been a TV quiz show I would have walked away a fucking millionaire

[Barman]

SO the conveyancers have been in touch and want me to fill in some forms!!

I spent two hours answering some questions about absolutely everything but there were some Yes/No questions I either could not understand (legalese) or could not answer

I asked them to call me

Very helpful young lady called and we went through the Yes/No problems

IN EACH CASE EITHER YES OR NO WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER 

If it had been a TV quiz show I would have walked away a fucking millionaire

[Nick]

And then she said that the form was not mandatory 

[Barman]

And then she said that the form was not mandatory 

 

[Nick]

The bastard was 17 pages long

And that was just one of the forms