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Surreal Scenarios
« on: March 17, 2022, 05:03:22 PM »
The Vicar's Daughter (who is an museum curator) has invited me and my Kurd to a Brass Band Festival on Saturday afternoon  rubschin:

Not sure what to make of this. Certainly not sure what he will make of it  eeek:

Nod wanted to come to observe but I said NO angel1

SHe is one of nature's huggers with enormous boobs and about a foot taller than him. He tells me he finds English women scary.

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Surreal Scenarios
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2022, 06:50:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2022, 05:03:22 PM
The Vicar's Daughter (who is an museum curator) has invited me and my Kurd to a Brass Band Festival on Saturday afternoon  rubschin:

Not sure what to make of this. Certainly not sure what he will make of it  eeek:

Nod wanted to come to observe but I said NO angel1

SHe is one of nature's huggers with enormous boobs and about a foot taller than him. He tells me he finds English women scary.

What can possibly go wrong?

 rubschin:   
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Re: Surreal Scenarios
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2022, 07:42:05 PM »
Was it just me that lost the plot of this at 'enormous boobs' ?  redface:   
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Re: Surreal Scenarios
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2022, 10:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 17, 2022, 07:42:05 PM
Was it just me that lost the plot of this at 'enormous boobs' ?  redface:

Well, it is a bras band festival  redface:
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Re: Surreal Scenarios
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2022, 03:51:46 PM »
A triumphant and sunny outing :thumbsup:

The Vicar's daughter sort of leapt at him and gave him a barely survivable hug  :thumbsup:

He got a free lunch courtesy of the local lady vicar ("Why is that lady wearing a funny collar?")  :thumbsup:

"Why are all those old men in blazers singing in harmony?" Had to explain the idea of the male voice choir

"Why is that man wearing a big tube wrapped around his neck"? Explained about brass band stuff  :thumbsup:

"Why have I got this thing in the shape of a person?" Explained about Gingerbread Men :thumbsup:
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Re: Surreal Scenarios
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2022, 04:08:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2022, 03:51:46 PM
A triumphant and sunny outing :thumbsup:

The Vicar's daughter sort of leapt at him and gave him a barely survivable hug  :thumbsup:

He got a free lunch courtesy of the local lady vicar ("Why is that lady wearing a funny collar?")  :thumbsup:

"Why are all those old men in blazers singing in harmony?" Had to explain the idea of the male voice choir

"Why is that man wearing a big tube wrapped around his neck"? Explained about brass band stuff  :thumbsup:

"Why have I got this thing in the shape of a person?" Explained about Gingerbread Men :thumbsup:
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Re: Surreal Scenarios
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2022, 05:21:53 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2022, 04:08:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2022, 03:51:46 PM
A triumphant and sunny outing :thumbsup:

The Vicar's daughter sort of leapt at him and gave him a barely survivable hug  :thumbsup:

He got a free lunch courtesy of the local lady vicar ("Why is that lady wearing a funny collar?")  :thumbsup:

"Why are all those old men in blazers singing in harmony?" Had to explain the idea of the male voice choir

"Why is that man wearing a big tube wrapped around his neck"? Explained about brass band stuff  :thumbsup:

"Why have I got this thing in the shape of a person?" Explained about Gingerbread Men :thumbsup:
;D

 ;D ;D
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Re: Surreal Scenarios
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2022, 05:36:42 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 19, 2022, 05:21:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2022, 04:08:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2022, 03:51:46 PM
A triumphant and sunny outing :thumbsup:

The Vicar's daughter sort of leapt at him and gave him a barely survivable hug  :thumbsup:

He got a free lunch courtesy of the local lady vicar ("Why is that lady wearing a funny collar?")  :thumbsup:

"Why are all those old men in blazers singing in harmony?" Had to explain the idea of the male voice choir

"Why is that man wearing a big tube wrapped around his neck"? Explained about brass band stuff  :thumbsup:

"Why have I got this thing in the shape of a person?" Explained about Gingerbread Men :thumbsup:
;D

 ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
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