I arrive at the entrance to the Watersports Centre to find the road blocked
A jobsworth in a High Vis jacket wanders over:
Where is your pass?
Me: What pass?
The pass you need to get in
Me: I don't have one
You can't come in then
Me: Yes I can. I am the lock keeper
I know nothing about that
Me: Use your radio to call your boss
He does so: Guy her wants to come in. Says he is the "lock keeper"
Boss: Let him in
I drive another few hundred yards. There are dozens of vehicles and hundreds of people
I come to a road block
A jobsworth in a High Vis jacket wanders over:
Where is your pass?
Me: What pass?
The pass you need to get in
Me: I don't have one
You can't come in then
Me: Yes I can. I am the lock keeper
I know nothing about that
Me: Use your radio to call your boss
He does so: Guy her wants to come in. Says he is the "lock keeper"
Boss: Let him in!
Another couple of hundred yards. I am now surrounded by huge numbers of people in wet suits
A jobsworth in a High Vis jacket wanders over:
Where is your pass?
Me: What pass?
The pass you need to get in
Me: I don't have one
You can't come in then
Me: Yes I can. I am the lock keeper
I know nothing about that
Me: Use your radio to call your boss
He does so: Guy her wants to come in. Says he is the "lo,,,"
Boss: LET HIM IN YOU TWIT
The event:
https://www.canoeicf.com/Apparently it happened yesterday too and will happen again tomorrow
