UK GOV

[Barman]

So, Imagine that you have to create roolz for diplomats based in forrin countries...

In tin pot countries or countries hostile to the UK you'd hope that diplomats would have razor wire fences, alarms, guards and multiple exit routes from the property should they be attacked by armed bandits!

So WTF do they apply the same rules to a diplomat that wants to rent my house in sleepy Pissouri...? 

[Nick]

Prolly Russian

[Steve]

So, Imagine that you have to create roolz for diplomats based in forrin countries...

In tin pot countries or countries hostile to the UK you'd hope that diplomats would have razor wire fences, alarms, guards and multiple exit routes from the property should they be attacked by armed bandits!

So WTF do they apply the same rules to a diplomat that wants to rent my house in sleepy Pissouri...? 

Because if you wanted to kidnap a diplomat then such a house in sleepy Pissouri with presumably a sleepy local police force might just be the very place to start?