Apey will love this!!!!

[Nick]

I have been filling in about billion forms for my conveyancers. Most are online but some have to be printed, signed, witnessed and posted

My printer is knackered so I downloaded the lot onto a data stick (about 50 pages) and went to Rymans

Me: Can you print everything on this stick please
Them: Yes, sir, £2.50 per PAGE
Me: But there are 50 pages!!
Them: Yes sir, that will be £125

 

Today I took my Kurd to the Loughborough University Open Day (he wants to do a Masters Degree there)

I went to the university Print Shop and asked them just to print it all

It came back collated and stapled in 2 minutes

How much
Lady said: Are you sitting down?
How much

76p!!!!

 

[Barman]

I have been filling in about billion forms for my conveyancers. Most are online but some have to be printed, signed, witnessed and posted

My printer is knackered so I downloaded the lot onto a data stick (about 50 pages) and went to Rymans

Me: Can you print everything on this stick please
Them: Yes, sir, £2.50 per PAGE
Me: But there are 50 pages!!
Them: Yes sir, that will be £125

 

Today I took my Kurd to the Loughborough University Open Day (he wants to do a Masters Degree there)

I went to the university Print Shop and asked them just to print it all

It came back collated and stapled in 2 minutes

How much
Lady said: Are you sitting down?
How much

76p!!!!

 

Cor! 

[Steve]

 

HP ink works out at about 2p a page, no wonder Unis are short of money

[Nick]

Universities are ROLLING in money! Drive past any campus in the country and look at the construction work going on!

[Steve]

What about all those 'we're going bankrupt' bleatings of the last years?

[Nick]

They are lying and utterly ruthless. I have worked in universities. Greed, avarice and utterly toxic cultures.  VCs are raking in £250K a year and using short term contracts to drive down staff costs. Meanwhile, they cultivate international stuff where students (from China mainly) are paying £30 K a year for courses. FFS, Nottm University has built a replica of itself in China!!

[Steve]

They are lying and utterly ruthless. I have worked in universities. Greed, avarice and utterly toxic cultures.  VCs are raking in £250K a year and using short term contracts to drive down staff costs. Meanwhile, they cultivate international stuff where students (from China mainly) are paying £30 K a year for courses. FFS, Nottm University has built a replica of itself in China!!

[Nick]

Strapped for cash?

https://www.nottingham.edu.cn/en/About/Who-we-are.aspx

[Steve]

 

[apc2010]

I have been filling in about billion forms for my conveyancers. Most are online but some have to be printed, signed, witnessed and posted

My printer is knackered so I downloaded the lot onto a data stick (about 50 pages) and went to Rymans

Me: Can you print everything on this stick please
Them: Yes, sir, £2.50 per PAGE
Me: But there are 50 pages!!
Them: Yes sir, that will be £125

 

Today I took my Kurd to the Loughborough University Open Day (he wants to do a Masters Degree there)

I went to the university Print Shop and asked them just to print it all

It came back collated and stapled in 2 minutes

How much
Lady said: Are you sitting down?
How much

76p!!!!