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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2022, 01:02:09 PM »
Fucking hell!
1. Music to enter the Crematorium, by her request, is "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"
2. Service to be conducted by Su Pollard eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2022, 02:36:08 PM »
Fucking hell!
1. Music to enter the Crematorium, by her request, is "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"
2. Service to be conducted by Su Pollard eeek: eeek:

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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2022, 02:43:30 PM »
All bonkers
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2022, 05:40:39 PM »
Fucking hell!
1. Music to enter the Crematorium, by her request, is "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"
2. Service to be conducted by Su Pollard eeek: eeek:
:thumbsup:  Brilliant  ;D

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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2022, 07:05:21 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

So what are you wearing Nick ?  lol:
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2022, 07:27:15 PM »
A suit

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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2022, 10:43:05 PM »
Fucking hell!
1. Music to enter the Crematorium, by her request, is "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"
2. Service to be conducted by Su Pollard eeek: eeek:
:thumbsup:  Brilliant  ;D

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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2022, 03:54:26 AM »
Early start to get to the funeral
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2022, 04:48:37 AM »
Early start to get to the funeral

Hope it all goes well Nick...
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #54 on: August 19, 2022, 05:54:08 AM »
Early start to get to the funeral

Kind thoughts to you and all Nick  happy100
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #55 on: August 19, 2022, 07:56:33 AM »
Think of it as a day to celebrate a great life lived. My thoughts are with you and your family.    happy100

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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2022, 08:48:22 AM »
Brighton to Nottingham in 2hrs 55mins Shocked:
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2022, 10:20:20 AM »
Hope it's the daft day she wished for and it works for you too Nick
 
And that journey time  :thumbsup:  that must be a record
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #58 on: August 19, 2022, 01:17:30 PM »
Tough day Nick  sad24:

I am sure the randomness of it all  will provide a smile or two  through a very reflective day

Big hugs big fella  happy100
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Re: The all new Pink Sis saga thread
« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2022, 03:10:31 PM »
As expected it was like a pantomime

And yes, the coffin was brought in to the sound of "Ding Dong, the witch is dead"

On arrival everyone was given one of these to wear




Su Pollard arrived in traditional funeral attire to conduct the service in the manner of Widow Twanky





Accompanied by her transvestite partner who never spoke (nice dress, cleavage, hands like shovels)







Mourners all suitably attired






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