As expected it was like a pantomime
And yes, the coffin was brought in to the sound of "Ding Dong, the witch is dead"
On arrival everyone was given one of these to wear
Su Pollard arrived in traditional funeral attire to conduct the service in the manner of Widow Twanky
Accompanied by her transvestite partner who never spoke (nice dress, cleavage, hands like shovels)
Mourners all suitably attired