Author Topic: One for TMR  (Read 3081 times)

0 Members and 6 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline tel

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 6316
  • Reputation: 1
One for TMR
« on: September 18, 2007, 12:42:31 PM »
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
.
 .
  .
   .
    .
     .
      .
       .
        .
         .
          .
            you fucking mosquito.

     RTFM

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 12:49:05 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 01:15:54 PM »
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108834
  • Reputation: -115
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 01:16:29 PM »
Worse then! noooo:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153344
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 01:19:30 PM »
Crabs prolly...  whistle:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 02:04:56 PM »
I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's  noooo:

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153344
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 02:27:33 PM »
I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's  noooo:
EEEEEEEEEK!
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 02:32:44 PM »
I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's  noooo:
EEEEEEEEEK!

Indeed. Life would not be worth living  sad24:

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153344
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 02:38:54 PM »
London Pride perhaps?
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 02:54:41 PM »
Happily, but my local is a Young's pub and the nearest Fuller's pub is inhabited by scroats  sad24:

Misunderstood

  • Guest
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 03:05:10 PM »
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 03:14:05 PM »
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:

I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it  eeek:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Misunderstood

  • Guest
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 03:24:41 PM »
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:

I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it  eeek:

It might have been just after meeting Nick.....  confused:

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 03:31:03 PM »
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:

I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it  eeek:

It might have been just after meeting Nick.....  confused:

Ah!
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108834
  • Reputation: -115
Re: One for TMR
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2007, 12:46:32 PM »
I had crabs once. Tricky!
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile