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My new bathroom and other disasters
« on: January 16, 2023, 10:21:41 AM »
1. They turn up a week early  Banghead
2. Today they do not show up at all  Banghead
3. I call and they say they will be here tomorrow  morning  Banghead
4. I explain I have arranged to go away for two days and will not be here tomorrow Banghead
5. I change my plans and will go to Worstershire tomorrow  evil:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2023, 10:25:05 AM »
1. They turn up a week early  Banghead
2. Today they do not show up at all  Banghead
3. I call and they say they will be here tomorrow  morning  Banghead
4. I explain I have arranged to go away for two days and will not be here tomorrow Banghead
5. I change my plans and will go to Worstershire tomorrow  evil:

I won't say 'I told you so' obvs.  whistle:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2023, 10:26:00 AM »
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2023, 10:46:40 AM »
1. They turn up a week early  Banghead
2. Today they do not show up at all  Banghead
3. I call and they say they will be here tomorrow  morning  Banghead
4. I explain I have arranged to go away for two days and will not be here tomorrow Banghead
5. I change my plans and will go to Worstershire tomorrow  evil:

I won't say 'I told you so' obvs.  whistle:
angel1 here too

And we won't say nuffin will we when they don't turn up tomorrow.   whistle:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2023, 10:48:59 AM »
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2023, 11:39:49 AM »
And when they do finally turn up (sometime between this week and Easter) the foreman will suck their teeth and say you need a load of maintenance work done first.  whistle:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2023, 11:46:37 AM »
And when they do finally turn up (sometime between this week and Easter) the foreman will suck their teeth and say you need a load of maintenance work done first.  whistle:

Before easter you think...?  rubschin:
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2023, 01:05:23 PM »
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2023, 01:34:04 PM »
And when they do finally turn up (sometime between this week and Easter) the foreman will suck their teeth and say you need a load of maintenance work done first.  whistle:

Before easter you think...?  rubschin:

This easter or next easter?  rubschin:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2023, 02:23:01 PM »
And when they do finally turn up (sometime between this week and Easter) the foreman will suck their teeth and say you need a load of maintenance work done first.  whistle:

Before easter you think...?  rubschin:

This easter or next easter?  rubschin:

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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2023, 02:26:21 PM »
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2023, 02:38:16 PM »
You may need to borrow BM's bucket as an interim measure  whistle:
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2023, 02:44:59 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2023, 03:02:48 PM »
You may need to borrow BM's bucket as an interim measure  whistle:

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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2023, 03:12:08 PM »
You may need to borrow BM's bucket as an interim measure  whistle:

Given that we don't know when it was last cleaned I'm not sure who I pity more..  whistle:
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