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Offline apc2010

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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2023, 03:46:04 PM »
You may need to borrow BM's bucket as an interim measure  whistle:

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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2023, 11:17:56 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2023, 07:25:16 AM »
They have arrived eeek: cloud9:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2023, 07:26:34 AM »
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2023, 10:57:42 AM »
They have arrived eeek: cloud9:

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Shocked: Shocked:

and  :thumbsup: obvs, no way we'd want the joke to continue  whistle:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2023, 11:02:13 AM »
They left to "get some tools". They have not yet returned  cussing:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2023, 11:06:55 AM »
They left to "get some tools". They have not yet returned  cussing:
FFS like plumbers don't know 'tools' are needed.  They're down at McDees
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2023, 11:40:46 AM »
They left to "get some tools". They have not yet returned  cussing:

 point: point: point:

Didn't you make them all tea with three sugars...? ::)
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2023, 05:34:11 PM »
They left to "get some tools". They have not yet returned  cussing:

"Look I'm telling you it can't be THAT Nick, the name is just a coincidence.."
"Ok, let's get this job done then"
"Oh crap! It IS him"
"Errr........RUN AWAY!!!! We can just tell him we need some additional tools"

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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2023, 05:38:07 PM »
They returned at 3.00 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Gave them my keys and a "look". I didn't ask and they didn't even bother to explain evil:

Sat Nag took me to the wrong hotel and my key card did not work evil:

What next?

Oh, and cyclists on the M42 Banghead Banghead
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2023, 02:41:21 PM »
I return home to see if the noisy bit is over. I cannot get in as there is no one here and they have my keys  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I make  a call. The main operative has Covid and is not allowed to work. A minion is dispatched to bring me my keys evil:  I wait 30 minutes  Banghead

I get in and find that the work has not been started  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2023, 05:04:09 PM »
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2023, 05:34:29 PM »
doublefacepalm
doublefacepalm doublefacepalm

I see Covid has now been added to the 'Duff tradesmen's excuses they won't challenge' manual.
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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2023, 06:40:03 PM »
Have I ever mentioned that the kitchen fitters managed to flood my entire house.  facepalm:

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Re: My new bathroom and other disasters
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2023, 06:58:51 PM »
Have I ever mentioned that the kitchen fitters managed to flood my entire house.  facepalm:
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