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Re: Nominations for the 2023 VP Utter Fuckwit of the Year Award.
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2023, 10:34:19 PM »
You had a Banksy painting worth £tens of k and you smashed it up?

https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/new-banksy-emerges-herne-bay-8253748


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Re: Nominations for the 2023 VP Utter Fuckwit of the Year Award.
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2023, 05:51:20 AM »
WTF??  noooo:

https://youtube.com/shorts/-Mu6rABgK9A?feature=share

I saw 'it' the other day elsewhere...  noooo:

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Re: Nominations for the 2023 VP Utter Fuckwit of the Year Award.
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2023, 09:26:38 PM »
I.....just..............how the hell does she figure that happens???   Banghead

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/21815501/tiktoker-plastic-surgery-so-kids-inherit-new-nose/

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Re: Nominations for the 2023 VP Utter Fuckwit of the Year Award.
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2023, 10:21:30 PM »
I would like to nominate Captain Cockwomble, the complete fucking bellend dev who decided that our busiest time is the perfect opportunity to roll out a system update across the ENTIRE COMPANY. Every site was buggered by this inbred mouthbreathing tosser cussing:
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Re: Nominations for the 2023 VP Utter Fuckwit of the Year Award.
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2023, 04:48:34 AM »
I would like to nominate Captain Cockwomble, the complete fucking bellend dev who decided that our busiest time is the perfect opportunity to roll out a system update across the ENTIRE COMPANY. Every site was buggered by this inbred mouthbreathing tosser cussing:


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Re: Nominations for the 2023 VP Utter Fuckwit of the Year Award.
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2023, 07:12:46 AM »
Wonder if she is called Nickola..  whistle:

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Re: Nominations for the 2023 VP Utter Fuckwit of the Year Award.
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2023, 04:53:28 PM »
IT worker Karina Gasparova

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65632912
 
An IT worker sued her boss for sexual harassment after believing his use of "xx", "yy", and "????" in an email asking for more information was a coded way of asking for sexual relations.

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