Turning yerself into lunch

[Nick]

My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch 



 

[Steve]

My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch 

 

[Barman]

My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch 



 

 

[Nick]

I am invited, but I think I am washing my hair that day

[Barman]

I am invited, but I think I am washing my hair that day

 

[apc2010]

My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch 



 

Down to earth sort of bloke.....

[Nick]

Was telling Miss I about this last night and she decided that she would have herself composted in due course

I said she would make lovely compost

She said, "That is the nicest compliment I have ever had".

 

[Barman]

Was telling Miss I about this last night and she decided that she would have herself composted in due course

I said she would make lovely compost

She said, "That is the nicest compliment I have ever had".

 

She'll be the nicest compost you've ever had! 

[Nick]

Video call on Friday