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Second wedding of this season ..first Brit one .....and we needed both Police and ambulance ... father of bride fell smashed his head open ....stop laughing at the back ..!!and as we were leaving ..the police were called over groom refusing to pay for 70 shots !! ...this also meant the double decker bus taking them home had to wait extra 45 mins .....they dont know yet but they will be billed for that too .... thinking about it now ...they should have said the bloke who ended up in hospital ordered them... The grooms argument of " I didnt order them " ...did not wash as they were the only guests there ..private venue...
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2023, 10:08:00 PMSecond wedding of this season ..first Brit one .....and we needed both Police and ambulance ... father of bride fell smashed his head open ....stop laughing at the back ..!!and as we were leaving ..the police were called over groom refusing to pay for 70 shots !! ...this also meant the double decker bus taking them home had to wait extra 45 mins .....they dont know yet but they will be billed for that too .... thinking about it now ...they should have said the bloke who ended up in hospital ordered them... The grooms argument of " I didnt order them " ...did not wash as they were the only guests there ..private venue... Scum...
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2023, 05:32:05 AMQuote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2023, 10:08:00 PMSecond wedding of this season ..first Brit one .....and we needed both Police and ambulance ... father of bride fell smashed his head open ....stop laughing at the back ..!!and as we were leaving ..the police were called over groom refusing to pay for 70 shots !! ...this also meant the double decker bus taking them home had to wait extra 45 mins .....they dont know yet but they will be billed for that too .... thinking about it now ...they should have said the bloke who ended up in hospital ordered them... The grooms argument of " I didnt order them " ...did not wash as they were the only guests there ..private venue... Scum... Turns out ..they also nicked a load of wine from a storeroom... ....
Last night a bloke asked for a song .....never heard of it and did not have it ....he kept moaning so "you tubed" it ...it was 15 years old ...and had less than 500 views ....no wonder we didnt know it ...and yes it was shite ...
Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2023, 09:54:13 AMLast night a bloke asked for a song .....never heard of it and did not have it ....he kept moaning so "you tubed" it ...it was 15 years old ...and had less than 500 views ....no wonder we didnt know it ...and yes it was shite ... He prolly wrote it...
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2023, 10:33:41 AMQuote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2023, 09:54:13 AMLast night a bloke asked for a song .....never heard of it and did not have it ....he kept moaning so "you tubed" it ...it was 15 years old ...and had less than 500 views ....no wonder we didnt know it ...and yes it was shite ... He prolly wrote it... Nah..those pricks spend all night telling you about their "pop career " ... Actually had a bride last week who had "been in a band "......she told me ALL about it.....she said "we were like Fleetwood Mac ".......Was soooo tempted to say ....."well I fucking doubt it as I never heard of you !!"....but refrained .... ....
Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2023, 10:42:19 AMQuote from: Barman on April 11, 2023, 10:33:41 AMQuote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2023, 09:54:13 AMLast night a bloke asked for a song .....never heard of it and did not have it ....he kept moaning so "you tubed" it ...it was 15 years old ...and had less than 500 views ....no wonder we didnt know it ...and yes it was shite ... He prolly wrote it... Nah..those pricks spend all night telling you about their "pop career " ... Actually had a bride last week who had "been in a band "......she told me ALL about it.....she said "we were like Fleetwood Mac ".......Was soooo tempted to say ....."well I fucking doubt it as I never heard of you !!"....but refrained .... ....
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2023, 12:10:55 PMQuote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2023, 10:42:19 AMQuote from: Barman on April 11, 2023, 10:33:41 AMQuote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2023, 09:54:13 AMLast night a bloke asked for a song .....never heard of it and did not have it ....he kept moaning so "you tubed" it ...it was 15 years old ...and had less than 500 views ....no wonder we didnt know it ...and yes it was shite ... He prolly wrote it... Nah..those pricks spend all night telling you about their "pop career " ... Actually had a bride last week who had "been in a band "......she told me ALL about it.....she said "we were like Fleetwood Mac ".......Was soooo tempted to say ....."well I fucking doubt it as I never heard of you !!"....but refrained .... ....
