My current builders!

[Barman]

Wenchy is a big softy really...

[Nick]

Not sure about the softy bit, big yes

[Grumpmeister]

Can we quote that as your epitaph Barman  

[Bar Wench]

The Wench Drill is nearly ready!  

[Nick]

Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?

[Sour Puss]

Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?

YUP!  I would apply but I don't want to relocate to the smoke.

[Bar Wench]

Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?

Yes. I'm at lunch. 

[tel]

Wenchy  is preparing to launch

I think it would be more likely that Wenchy would be preparing to lunch

[Barman]

The Wench Drill is nearly ready!  

[Bar Wench]

You think it's funny? 

[Grumpmeister]

Is that at lunch or out to lunch Wenchy dear  

If you want to maximise the damage Wenchy let Nick press the start button...  

[Barman]

You think it's funny? 

Yes, the drill is missing me!  

[Bar Wench]

There. Still think it's funny?

[Grumpmeister]

Thats why I suggested that Nick start the drill, it misses you and then after a second or so there is a huge waterspout and Cyprus sinks beneath the waves like atlantis.

  Now I think about it could that legend have been caused by the antics of one of Nick's ancestors?  

[Nick]

Is that at lunch or out to lunch Wenchy dear  

If you want to maximise the damage Wenchy let Nick press the start button...