Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award

[Grumpmeister]

It's an older story but this level of cockwombleness deserves an honorable mention. Out of all the different ways you could think of to protest you decided that setting your feet in a concrete block was the best one? 



Even by PETA standards this seems bleedin' stupid.   

https://nypost.com/2022/08/19/protesters-don-cement-shoes-to-protest-vegan-milk-charges-at-starbucks/

   you want something different from the mainstram you have to pay more - simples

Am I a bad person for wanting a bunch of wind up merchants dressed as 1950's mafioso to pick them up and carry them towards the nearest body of water 

[Grumpmeister]

Okay this mook is a special kind of idiot. It's the day of his court case for driving while their licence is suspended so they zoom into the court while driving and then tell the judge they are just pulling into their doctor's when asked. 



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13473159/michigan-judge-shocked-zoom-court-appearance-car.html

[Steve]

Okay this mook is a special kind of idiot. It's the day of his court case for driving while their licence is suspended so they zoom into the court while driving and then tell the judge they are just pulling into their doctor's when asked. 



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13473159/michigan-judge-shocked-zoom-court-appearance-car.html

[Grumpmeister]

Ok Ed, normally I'd say don't give up the day job but given your track record I think you will do less damage with the ukelele 

https://youtu.be/ctENk0t_DQ8?si=O0Xq9cNKuJt5z7I1

[Barman]

Ok Ed, normally I'd say don't give up the day job but given your track record I think you will do less damage with the ukelele 

https://youtu.be/ctENk0t_DQ8?si=O0Xq9cNKuJt5z7I1

What a cunt... 

[Grumpmeister]

Ok Ed, normally I'd say don't give up the day job but given your track record I think you will do less damage with the ukelele 

https://youtu.be/ctENk0t_DQ8?si=O0Xq9cNKuJt5z7I1

What a cunt... 

Oh it's worse than that BM. Not only does the Milliband plan destroy any hope of energy security but building large numbers of wind turbines and solar panels on fertile land will also massively reduce domestic food production. 

[Grumpmeister]

I honestly didn't know whether to put this in here or the Darwin awards thread.   Stick a mahoosive firework in an old washing machine and brace the door with your legs



Nothing could go wrong here I'm sure of it 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13640653/Moment-foolish-uncle-killed-making-stupid-decision-involving-lit-firework.html

[Steve]

I honestly didn't know whether to put this in here or the Darwin awards thread.   Stick a mahoosive firework in an old washing machine and brace the door with your legs



Nothing could go wrong here I'm sure of it 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13640653/Moment-foolish-uncle-killed-making-stupid-decision-involving-lit-firework.html

The Gofundme should be to get him a Strait Jacket

[Grumpmeister]

Anyone know the German for 'Oi fuckwits, it's an ELECTRIC vehicle' 

https://youtube.com/shorts/CCiLVp5PNJA?si=gREMcM1O93fn2qhp

[Grumpmeister]

This nomination is for the entire French Olympic management team. The opening ceremony is a chance to showcase what makes your country special and you thought that having someone dressed as Dionysus with (allegedly) a bollock hanging out and drag queen story hour perform the last supper would be a winner? 





Well I suppose in some respects it has brought people together, there have even been Muslims saying it was blasphemous and offensive to Christianity 

https://www.gbnews.com/news/olympic-chiefs-apologise-for-sleazy-drag-last-supper-parody

[Grumpmeister]

Call me picky but if I was considering buying a luxury car and saw an advert for one on TV I'd want to see the actual car not.....whatever the almighty hell this Jaguar advert is supposed to be.

https://youtu.be/rLtFIrqhfng?si=GL8dfZZUUieYG7Vf

 

[apc2010]

Call me picky but if I was considering buying a luxury car and saw an advert for one on TV I'd want to see the actual car not.....whatever the almighty hell this Jaguar advert is supposed to be.

https://youtu.be/rLtFIrqhfng?si=GL8dfZZUUieYG7Vf

 

It is all over the car sites too …WTF ..?

[Grumpmeister]

Call me picky but if I was considering buying a luxury car and saw an advert for one on TV I'd want to see the actual car not.....whatever the almighty hell this Jaguar advert is supposed to be.

https://youtu.be/rLtFIrqhfng?si=GL8dfZZUUieYG7Vf

 

It is all over the car sites too …WTF ..?

The first thing that came to mind when I saw what it was supposed to be for was "Just how badly have Jaguar buggered up their newest model?" 

[Steve]

This idiot guy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-3319869/Video-Tractor-driver-water-waves-Tenbury-shops-Storm-Bert-chaos.html



Now arrested.  He won't have to worry much about that inheritance tax, once the compo claims are resolved he likely won't have a farm

[Grumpmeister]

PETA for being well.....er....PETA. 

An animal rights group has been accused of undermining real issues after asking a pub to change its name, claiming it is offensive to foxes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5mym9l1e5o