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Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« on: January 08, 2024, 07:59:55 AM »
Damn 4 days in to the new year and already we have a strong contender. Opening a bag of crisps with a lighter, what could possibly go wrong...  facepalm:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/04/elderly-man-trying-open-bag-chips-lighter-burns-body-20066679/?ico=newsfeed_news
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2024, 08:24:07 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2024, 07:59:55 AM
Damn 4 days in to the new year and already we have a strong contender. Opening a bag of crisps with a lighter, what could possibly go wrong...  facepalm:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/04/elderly-man-trying-open-bag-chips-lighter-burns-body-20066679/?ico=newsfeed_news

 lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2024, 11:01:16 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2024, 08:24:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2024, 07:59:55 AM
Damn 4 days in to the new year and already we have a strong contender. Opening a bag of crisps with a lighter, what could possibly go wrong...  facepalm:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/04/elderly-man-trying-open-bag-chips-lighter-burns-body-20066679/?ico=newsfeed_news

 lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol:  doublefacepalm
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2024, 02:07:17 PM »
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2024, 05:34:34 PM »
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2024, 07:01:17 PM »
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2024, 07:15:32 PM »
TDS is alive and well and living on the forum...  noooo:
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2024, 09:06:42 PM »
He's not exactly the epitome of a statesman. At least the American political system can rein in the worse excesses of the president.

They're never going to name an aircraft carrier after him.
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2024, 12:38:16 AM »
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2024, 12:40:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2024, 07:15:32 PM
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2024, 09:03:57 AM »
Quote from: Steve on January 20, 2024, 12:40:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2024, 07:15:32 PM
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2024, 11:55:37 AM »
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2024, 10:07:01 AM »
Jesus Christ, what on earth possesses someone to do this for pleasure..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13140083/Indonesian-man-shoved-toothbrush-penis.html
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Re: Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award
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