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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2008, 11:38:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2008, 11:37:30 AM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2008, 11:44:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2008, 11:37:30 AM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

That picture still makes me feel hungry.

On the vomit front, are you all taking your acidophilus? A huge percentage of the bacteria that feed your immune system live in your gut and vomiting gets rid of them leaving you open to infection. The acidophilus helps build them back up.
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2008, 11:59:26 AM »
Feeling a little Bloated?
That advert makes me soooooooooo angry. Unreasonable I know but  Angry9:
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2008, 12:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 11:59:26 AM
Feeling a little Bloated?
That advert makes me soooooooooo angry. Unreasonable I know but  Angry9:

Not that stuff. I am taking pills, not congestion stuff!
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2008, 12:05:46 PM »
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2008, 01:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 11:44:34 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2008, 11:37:30 AM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

That picture still makes me feel hungry.

On the vomit front, are you all taking your acidophilus? A huge percentage of the bacteria that feed your immune system live in your gut and vomiting gets rid of them leaving you open to infection. The acidophilus helps build them back up.

I think that Youngs ordinary also builds them up. cloud9:
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2008, 01:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 12:05:46 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2008, 01:45:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 01:30:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 12:05:46 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2008, 02:01:16 PM »
Quote from: tel on March 12, 2008, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 01:30:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 12:05:46 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:

I confess that even I am going off the idea.
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2008, 02:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 02:01:16 PM
Quote from: tel on March 12, 2008, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 01:30:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 12:05:46 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:

I confess that even I am going off the idea.
I’ll remind you at some point that you didn’t want to exchange fluids with Wenchy…  whistle:
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2008, 02:11:29 PM »
I shall also remember this!

Phlegm as bloke repellant.  rubschin:
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2008, 03:15:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 02:11:29 PM
I shall also remember this!

Phlegm as bloke repellant.  rubschin:

You don't need it Wenchy, some on here would have us believe that your physical attributes do the job in the first instance... scared2:
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2008, 03:19:08 PM »
 sad24:

In some cases I suppose that is true.

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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2008, 03:41:40 PM »
Who ate all the pie?
Who ate all the pie?
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Re: The vomit thread!
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2008, 03:48:41 PM »
You know I did. The rhubarb and blackberry was most excellent.  sad24: It's your fault for recomending them!
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