The all new Nick goes cat sitting everywhere thread

[Grumpmeister]

Packing for a week in Lichfield.  Apparently they steal shiny things (keys, watches, pens etc.) and bury them in the garden. Owners have left me a trowel 

The Maine coons …

If it's the Maine Coons then plan B. Buy a couple of footballs and cover them in a roll of tin foil each. 

[Barman]

Packing for a week in Lichfield.  Apparently they steal shiny things (keys, watches, pens etc.) and bury them in the garden. Owners have left me a trowel 

The Maine coons …

 

[Nick]

Passports located after much panic and shouting.

Here with the cats

Their sleeping arrangements   

[Barman]

Passports located after much panic and shouting.

Here with the cats

Their sleeping arrangements   

How big are they??? 

[Nick]

This is one. The other one is shunning me

[Nick]

This is their tunnel. They enter it only for the purpose of fighting 

[Steve]

Passports located after much panic and shouting.

Here with the cats

Their sleeping arrangements   

And where do the cats sleep?

[Steve]

This is one. The other one is shunning me

[Nick]

Massive pile of shit in middle of kitchen floor 

[Barman]

Massive pile of shit in middle of kitchen floor 

A present! 

[Nick]

Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella 

[Uncle Mort]

Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella 

Wash your hands after touching them and keep away from chicken dinners   

[Barman]

Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella 

 

[Steve]

Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Massive pile of shit in middle of kitchen floor 

Now you just have to find the hidden one. You may want to check your slippers...