Growler: Swamp or Patio?

[Nick]

He is worryingly quiet 

And the Cats want to visit the Swamp soon. They may have to bring flowers

[Barman]

I reckon Mrs. G had a look in here and he's been for the chop!

[Misunderstood]

Maybe he's frightened of cats?   

[Nick]

Rightly so. Anyway, I see he is browsing around now in that lumbering way of his.........

[Nick]

He has given Mrs G what for and is now in fear of the consequences.

[GROWLER]

You lot don't half talk SOME shite if you don't mind me saying so.


Just been sorting out my latest new 'feature' for The Swamp.

[Nick]

You have a donkey!!

I am on the way. I like donkeys

[Bar Wench]

Ohhhh donkey!!!

[Nick]

My turn first!

[Uncle Mort]

Make sure you fit 'Donkey' Bars to your 4x4s 

[GROWLER]

Carrrm down,  I was only messin'.

'T is actually a plan though.

[Nick]

Excellent plan. We could go halves!


What do donkeys cost?

I have never seen one in a petshop, though I did meet one in a bar in Spain once.

Long story.

[GROWLER]

Excellent plan. We could go halves!


What do donkeys cost?

Nor'a lot.
Could be a source of GREAT entertainment, but the crocodile will have to be tethered.
Mooching over a couple of sheeps too.

[Barman]

Excellent plan. We could go halves!


What do donkeys cost?

I have never seen one in a petshop, though I did meet one in a bar in Spain once.

Long story.

Do you want the eating half or the shitting half?

[Nick]

SHeeps are very cheap. Jenny might have a donkey supplier............