No. Go on!
Heard this bleating noise from 'The Pond' at 'The Swamp.
Went over, and there was this useless sheeps all tangled up in the brambles....well stuck.
Shot down the farm and grabbed a trainee vet, who came back with me armed with a Stanley knife and scissors.
She held it by the 'orns...BIG 'orns too...while I struggled like a twat sheep shearing with said scissors and Stanley knife.
The beast was kicking and bleating non stop, and when I finally got it released, it simply did a runner without so much as a thank you, kiss my arse.
Bastard.
Got meself well covered in thorns, cuts n bruises too, ungrateful munter.
The vet was a BIGGGG girl, and smelt of animals too.
