Growler: Swamp or Patio?

[Nick]

Que?

And I know a man who runs an abbatoir. There could be money in this (not on the donkey front, obviously)

[GROWLER]

Que?

And I know a man who runs an abbatoir. There could be money in this (not on the donkey front, obviously)

You seem to know may people that do many randomy type things don't you?

[Nick]

I can show it to you. It's a bit unofficial.

House with garden and swings (sheep graze lawn)
Shed: holding pen
Room with no windows (sound of knives and some bleating)
Big freezer room
Truck with bloodied fleeces for rug/coat making etc

It's about a 100 yards from my house!

[GROWLER]

I can show it to you. It's a bit unofficial.

House with garden and swings (sheep graze lawn)
Shed: holding pen
Room with no windows (sound of knives and some bleating)
Big freezer room
Truck with bloodied fleeces for rug/coat making etc

It's about a 100 yards from my house!

Your village holds NO suprises. Full of nutters.

Did you see that Michael Palin priogramme the other night, with the sheeps that was sent for sacrifice.
NOT a pretty sight.

[Snoopy]

More to the point did you see the edition of "Coast" that featured a mole struggling to get to Nick's house?

[Nick]

Well I weasn't thinking of starting a new religion, but we could sell shares in the donkey. It could become the pub donkey. We could have a theme night. That is what my Donkeyophile thread is designed (cunningly) to flush out.

[Nick]

More to the point did you see the edition of "Coast" that featured a mole struggling to get to Nick's house?

Really? Where can that be found then?

PS. He never made it!

[Snoopy]

More to the point did you see the edition of "Coast" that featured a mole struggling to get to Nick's house?

Really? Where can that be found then?

PS. He never made it!

It was on last night (on one of the repeat channels) ~ All about the stretch of coast from the Orme to Liverpool. Your place (ie the village that I shall not name) featured and the twice yearly extra high tide that turns all that grass/marsh into water. They showed many of the animals that are drawn to it and also some that live there struggling to get away from the advancing tides. There were a number of shots of a bedraggled mole making it's way out of the water and up onto the safety of the roadway just along from where you live. If you have Sky then no doubt you will be able to catch it again soon 

[Nick]

We don't have Sky. I shall try online. Ta

[GROWLER]

We don't have Sky. I shall try online. Ta

Online what?

Missed it meself. Good show that.

I'm quite serious about the donkey thing you know. It has been discussed at board room level.
with the GROWLERS whilst having tea at the table the other night

[Nick]

I shall just go for the donkey and tell Mrs Nick at some later date. It's the way we do things. I shall just have to stock up on carrots in the meantime. She'll never guess.

Wonder if Miss Netball Kit likes donkeys?

Great chat up line, "Would you like to see my donkey?"

SHe might go for that!

[Snoopy]

There are just too many jokes in there for me to even start. 

[Nick]

I was serious!

[Snoopy]

I was serious!

I realise that but dangling the carrot of showing her your "donkey" just beggars belief ~ just consider yourself lucky DS didn't catch it.

[Nick]

dangling the carrot

Wash your mouth out. Miss Netball Kit is, er, fragrant and pure