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Time to get a divorce
« on: November 07, 2024, 03:05:54 PM »
My mind is now made up. Long overdue decision.

Lawyer when I get home to Nottingham.

(My mate’s mum now in a coma and hanging on so that could be next week)

Me and Archie getting along nicely


 

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2024, 03:27:08 PM »
You married Archie … ?

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2024, 03:52:13 PM »
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2024, 09:41:00 PM »
My mind is now made up. Long overdue decision.

Lawyer when I get home to Nottingham.

(My mate’s mum now in a coma and hanging on so that could be next week)

Me and Archie getting along nicely


 

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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2024, 12:08:59 PM »
Contacted my solicitor. They have several branches.

The reply?

“Which branch would you like to see a FEE EARNER at?”

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2024, 12:41:17 PM »
Contacted my solicitor. They have several branches.

The reply?

“Which branch would you like to see a FEE EARNER at?”

I think we can see where this is leading  sad24:


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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2024, 11:49:23 AM »
Solicitor appointment Tuesday…
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2024, 02:59:41 PM »
Solicitor appointment Tuesday…

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2024, 03:14:33 PM »
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2024, 03:12:50 PM »
The game is afoot  eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2024, 03:23:34 PM »
The game is afoot  eveilgrin:
Will the explosion when she realises be visible from space?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2024, 03:41:39 PM »
Probably  eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2024, 05:01:28 PM »

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2024, 05:49:57 PM »
Why am I getting flashbacks to the cunning plan thread..  noooo:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2024, 01:25:21 PM »
Advice is clear. She owes me £500000 plus half her pension and savings.

I may be prepared to compromise if she is sensible…

She is not sensible. noooo: noooo:
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