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Offline Steve

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2024, 02:09:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2024, 01:25:21 PM
Advice is clear. She owes me £500000 plus half her pension and savings.

I may be prepared to compromise if she is sensible…

She is not sensible. noooo: noooo:
Wow and  noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2024, 02:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2024, 01:25:21 PM
Advice is clear. She owes me £500000 plus half her pension and savings.

I may be prepared to compromise if she is sensible…

She is not sensible. noooo: noooo:

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2024, 02:52:30 PM »
45 minutes cost me over £300!! sad32:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2024, 03:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2024, 02:52:30 PM
45 minutes cost me over £300!! sad32:

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2024, 03:21:57 PM »
Yup sad24:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2024, 07:51:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2024, 01:25:21 PM
Advice is clear. She owes me £500000 plus half her pension and savings.

I may be prepared to compromise if she is sensible…

She is not sensible. noooo: noooo:

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2024, 12:25:58 PM »
Legal documents crash through the letter box.

They are an inch thick  eeek:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2024, 10:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 27, 2024, 12:25:58 PM
Legal documents crash through the letter box.

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Matches her skull?
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2024, 09:32:25 AM »
Today is the day to file court papers  scared2: cloud9:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2024, 10:43:11 AM »
Well, that took four minutes!!

I’m at a loose end now …..
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2024, 01:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2024, 10:43:11 AM
Well, that took four minutes!!

I’m at a loose end now …..

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2024, 01:31:37 PM »
Trip to Cyprus when I get the dosh, you say  rubschin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2024, 01:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2024, 01:31:37 PM
Trip to Cyprus when I get the dosh, you say  rubschin:

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2024, 02:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2024, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2024, 01:31:37 PM
Trip to Cyprus when I get the dosh, you say  rubschin:

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2024, 02:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2024, 02:22:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2024, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2024, 01:31:37 PM
Trip to Cyprus when I get the dosh, you say  rubschin:

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