Time to get a divorce

[Nick]

My mind is now made up. Long overdue decision.

Lawyer when I get home to Nottingham.

(My mate’s mum now in a coma and hanging on so that could be next week)

Me and Archie getting along nicely


 

[apc2010]

You married Archie … ?

[Nick]

Child 

[Steve]

My mind is now made up. Long overdue decision.

Lawyer when I get home to Nottingham.

(My mate’s mum now in a coma and hanging on so that could be next week)

Me and Archie getting along nicely


 

  and 

[Nick]

Contacted my solicitor. They have several branches.

The reply?

“Which branch would you like to see a FEE EARNER at?”

I think we can see where this is leading 

[Barman]

Contacted my solicitor. They have several branches.

The reply?

“Which branch would you like to see a FEE EARNER at?”

I think we can see where this is leading 

https://www.gov.uk/divorce     

[Nick]

Solicitor appointment Tuesday…

[apc2010]

Solicitor appointment Tuesday…

    Kerching….!..

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

The game is afoot 

[Steve]

The game is afoot 

Will the explosion when she realises be visible from space?

[Nick]

Probably 

[apc2010]

The game is afoot 

Be alert …

[Grumpmeister]

Why am I getting flashbacks to the cunning plan thread.. 

[Nick]

Advice is clear. She owes me £500000 plus half her pension and savings.

I may be prepared to compromise if she is sensible…

She is not sensible.