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Offline Nick

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A boiler that spies on you
« on: February 10, 2025, 12:23:11 PM »
The cats are endlessly in and out in the  eeek:. I just left the back door open in the end.

A text floods in from Tenerife.

“Our heating system has notified us that the house is unusually cold. Is everything ok?”

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Re: A boiler that spies on you
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2025, 12:55:20 PM »
The cats are endlessly in and out in the  eeek:. I just left the back door open in the end.

A text floods in from Tenerife.

“Our heating system has notified us that the house is unusually cold. Is everything ok?”

 eeek:
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think ours can do that too

Quick check:  yes it can but never enabled it
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Re: A boiler that spies on you
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2025, 03:25:04 PM »
The cats are endlessly in and out in the  eeek:. I just left the back door open in the end.

A text floods in from Tenerife.

“Our heating system has notified us that the house is unusually cold. Is everything ok?”

 eeek:


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Re: A boiler that spies on you
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2025, 06:36:46 PM »
It's actually the thermostat that's doing the spying.  Seems mine can command all sorts of valueless actions.
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Re: A boiler that spies on you
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2025, 04:35:53 PM »
The cats are endlessly in and out in the  eeek:. I just left the back door open in the end.

A text floods in from Tenerife.

“Our heating system has notified us that the house is unusually cold. Is everything ok?”

 eeek:

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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: A boiler that spies on you
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2025, 02:02:49 AM »
It's just an automatic temperature monitoring system. If it was truly a smart system it would be giving the boiler the last rites the moment it realised you were staying there.  whistle:
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