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Cowboys and Indians
« on: September 20, 2007, 06:26:52 AM »
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Lubbock , Texas , while awaiting their flights.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.
Another is a cowboy on his way to Houston for a livestock show.
The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Texas Tech University from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.
Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair; crosses his boots on a magazine table; and tips his big, sweat-stained hat forward over his face.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here, my people were many ....... but sadly, now we are few.
'The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'

The West Texas cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth.....and from the darkness beneath his Stetson, says in a drawl,

'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet ........ but I do believe it's a-comin'! '
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Re: Cowboys and Indians
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 10:19:51 AM »
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Re: Cowboys and Indians
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 10:26:23 AM »
Does this involve Turkey's membership of the EU?
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Re: Cowboys and Indians
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 10:29:48 AM »
Does this involve Turkey's membership of the EU?

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