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Donkeys
« on: September 20, 2007, 09:06:23 AM »
Love 'em. Stolid beasts, unlike horses (who are just crafty and untrustworthy) Friendly too.
Any other donkeyophiles hereabouts?

And now Growler has one cloud9:

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 09:12:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:06:23 AM
Love 'em. Stolid beasts, unlike horses (who are just crafty and untrustworthy) Friendly too.
Any other donkeyophiles hereabouts?

And now Growler has one cloud9:

NO he hasn't....YET. ;)
 Just giving one serious consideration that's all.

Loveable creatures, but a bit dozy. Bit like meself really. cloud9:
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 09:13:43 AM »
SO have you priced one up yet?

Check this out!

http://www.wolfheartranch.com/Beforeyoubuyadonkey.htm
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 09:16:00 AM »
Jack 2 years or older  with both Testicles descended? Do not purchase jack over 20 mos as breeding stock that does not have testicles present.


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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 09:16:54 AM »
You have to have a donkey checklist. Like with a car. MOT and suchlike.

Except cars don't have testicles, obviously.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 09:22:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:16:54 AM
You have to have a donkey checklist. Like with a car. MOT and suchlike.

Except cars don't have testicles, obviously.

All sounds very technical to me, and i don't fix donkeys.
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix, but at least they don't have ECU's thank goodness happy088
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 09:23:25 AM »
Very true rubschin:

ANd Mr Norks it is then.

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 11:30:08 AM »
Wenchy. ?50 buys you a share

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 11:32:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2007, 11:30:08 AM
Wenchy. ?50 buys you a share

Don't because you know I would. Mr Wench would hit the roof. What did you do today dear? Oh you know the usual, work, supermarket, bought a donkey.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 11:33:44 AM »
only a share in a donkey. He could send you Christmas CArds and stuff.

Also manure
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 11:34:35 AM »
Actually the manure might sell it to Mr Wench!  rubschin:
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 11:35:48 AM »
Why?
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 11:36:42 AM »
He's Welsh ~ Leeks, dear boy, Leeks!
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 11:37:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2007, 11:35:48 AM
Why?

He has a new found garden obsession.

He isn't allowed to grow leeks!  evil:
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 11:53:34 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 09:22:04 AM
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey?  redface:
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