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Offline Nick

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 11:56:02 AM »
AWAY, this is serious evil:
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2007, 01:13:58 PM »
It has my vote
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2007, 01:40:48 PM »
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey?  redface:

And if it played American negro type music it would be a Honky Tonky Plinky Plonky Wonkey Donkey  whistle:

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2007, 01:41:46 PM »
 evil:
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2007, 01:45:31 PM »
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey?  redface:

And if it played American negro type music it would be a Honky Tonky Plinky Plonky Wonkey Donkey  whistle:
That?s the one I couldn?t remember!

If it had a dodgy eye it would be a honky tonky plinky plonky winky wonky donkey.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2007, 01:47:06 PM »
Back to your chimbly!
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2007, 01:55:28 PM »
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2007, 01:56:13 PM »
How 'bout a small dog instead?  whistle:
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2007, 01:57:57 PM »
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".

Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2007, 01:58:57 PM »
How 'bout a small dog instead?  whistle:

No. we need to find an alternative home for 'Bill'. rubschin:

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2007, 02:00:19 PM »
Is that really fair on the Donkey? To expose him to Captain Calamity and The Boy on a daily basis?

Look what happened to Snoop's son and he was only in their company for an afternoon!  eeek:

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2007, 02:00:39 PM »
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".

Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.

So have I tbh.
I shall broach the subject at a special business meeting tonight.


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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2007, 02:01:39 PM »
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".

Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.

So have I tbh.
I shall broach the subject at a special business meeting tonight.



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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2007, 02:02:48 PM »
I?m fed up with bloody donkeys!  Banghead
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2007, 02:06:38 PM »
I?m fed up with bloody donkeys!  Banghead

We're all bloody fedup with you, but we just purup and shurup don't we? ::)


I really think the gaffer wasn't taking me serious you know. My giggling may have put him off, and I mentioned Nick, which is always the kiss of death, in'it?