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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2007, 02:07:23 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 02:06:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2007, 02:02:48 PM
I?m fed up with bloody donkeys!  Banghead

We're all bloody fedup with you, but we just purup and shurup don't we? ::)
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2007, 02:07:46 PM »
He has a point there BM.

How's the chimley?
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2007, 02:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 02:07:46 PM
He has a point there BM.

How's the chimley?
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2007, 02:14:13 PM »
Plan C. rubschin:



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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2007, 02:16:31 PM »
What's the difference between Colin McRea and Gary Glitter????

Only 2 boys went down on McRea's chopper....
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2007, 02:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Berek on September 20, 2007, 02:16:31 PM
What's the difference between Colin McRea and Gary Glitter????

Only 2 boys went down on McRea's chopper....


Not funny. VERY BIG Mcrae fan here.

This is a donkey thread anyway. ::)
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2007, 02:51:06 PM »
I have found a donkey at tesco.com

He shall be called Mr Norks and he arrives in a truck tomorrow. Growler, gimme a call. Sort of urgent.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2007, 08:03:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2007, 02:51:06 PM
I have found a donkey at tesco.com

He shall be called Mr Norks and he arrives in a truck tomorrow. Growler, gimme a call. Sort of urgent.

P'raps you'd care to broach the subject to the gaffer next time you see him Nick?
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2007, 01:22:50 PM »
Will do

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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2007, 01:27:18 PM »


Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2007, 02:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on September 21, 2007, 01:27:18 PM


Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
Have you seen the full film clip of this?

Raghead 1:"What is the problem here?"

Raghead 2:"The donkey is too light for the cart"

Raghead 1:"What will you do, get a heavier donkey?"

Raghead 2:"No we will load bags of rice on its back until it is heavy enough"

They do this, and the donkey wobbles off.


If I find it I will post a link.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2007, 02:38:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2007, 02:37:36 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on September 21, 2007, 01:27:18 PM


Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
Have you seen the full film clip of this?

Raghead 1:"What is the problem here?"

Raghead 2:"The donkey is too light for the cart"

Raghead 1:"What will you do, get a heavier donkey?"

Raghead 2:"No we will load bags of rice on its back until it is heavy enough"

They do this, and the donkey wobbles off.


If I find it I will post a link.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2007, 02:46:42 PM »
Poor donkey! sad24:
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2007, 05:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2007, 02:46:42 PM
Poor donkey! sad24:

We saw something very like this when we visited my mum, I had to physically restrain the other half from :

1: punching out the owner.   evil:
2: trying to bring it home.     noooo: It would never have fit in the luggage.
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Re: Donkeys
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2007, 07:37:03 PM »
We'd have had it.
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