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I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« on: May 10, 2007, 08:29:02 AM »
Come in Uncle, don't be shy
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 08:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 08:29:02 AM
Come in Uncle, don't be shy
Your ugly avatar is probably putting him off?  noooo:
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 08:32:34 AM »
I'm here, takes a while to set up that's all. 

I'll be in the snug with a half of mild if you want to find me. 
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 09:28:07 AM »
Welcome aboard Uncle Mort. Nice to see you here too.
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 09:33:12 AM »
Hello Mort.

Pint of mild is it?
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 09:39:07 AM »
Pint of mild, mild ?n bitter, light ?n mild, you name it ? I?m a dab hand at cocktails.  barman:
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM »
Screaming orgasm?
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 09:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=154. msg1216#msg1216 date=1178789947
Pint of mild, mild ?n bitter, light ?n mild, you name it ? I?m a dab hand at cocktails.   barman:

You missed light 'n bitter which used to be the drink of my choice. 

Now I'm a Guinness and red wine man (not in the same glass obviously)

Thanks for the welcome, I'll get the crib board out later.
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 09:48:33 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

With an umbrella? 

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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 09:48:51 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

What are you on about?
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 09:50:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

What are you on about?

Cocktails my precious Cocktails .... Now go and lie on the sofa and take a nap.
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 09:50:46 AM »
Twizzle sticks?  eyes:
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 09:51:56 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 09:47:15 AM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=154. msg1216#msg1216 date=1178789947
Pint of mild, mild ?n bitter, light ?n mild, you name it ? I?m a dab hand at cocktails.   barman:

You missed light 'n bitter which used to be the drink of my choice. 
That hasn't got Mild in it...  noooo:

Did you drink L & B because you liked it or because you had a good chance of getting a pint-and-a-bit from a careless barmaid?  whistle:
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 09:52:37 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 09:50:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

What are you on about?

Cocktails my precious Cocktails .... Now go and lie on the sofa and take a nap.

I wish I could, but The Boy is in trouble at school for fighting and has been suspended for FIVE EFFING DAYS!! sad32:
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Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 09:55:36 AM »
Nooooooo. That is bad even for The Boy!
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