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Bar Snacks
« on: May 10, 2007, 11:03:26 AM »
I had an interesting offer in the food vicinity the other night, but fortunately had already booked myself in somewhere else with a colleague. The menu looked more like an advert for a David Attenborough series. Where did I put it?

Oh yes here:

http://www.orles.barn.clara.net/


I was thrilled to have passed up on the:

Backstrap of African Crocodile (with a Kiwi Fruit and Pear Compote)              ?15.95

had my doubts about:

Shark (with a Plum and Soya Sauce) 

And had some other doubts about the possible contents of:

A Trio of African Game Meats

Still, I gather wild cats feast on such fare regularly.

Any suggestions for the kind of snacks we should have in here?
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 11:07:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 11:03:26 AM
Any suggestions for the kind of snacks we should have in here?

Remembering that I (apparently) also have to clean the pish up in the gents, I shouldn?t touch anything we dish up if I were you?  noooo:
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 11:10:24 AM »
pork scratchings complete with the hairs
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 11:15:12 AM »
Tell you what. You do the bogs I'll do the food.
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 11:17:02 AM »
remember those people who used to go in pubs selling crab sticks ? do they still do that ???
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 12:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Berek on May 10, 2007, 11:17:02 AM
remember those people who used to go in pubs selling crab sticks ? do they still do that ???
Not at the civilised end of the country, no.
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 12:35:10 PM »
I think "crab sticks" are pieces of polystyrene dyed pink and then gently sprayed with aerosolised essence du crab

Mercifully I have not set eyes on one in years. Something else to look forward to when I am next in Barrow. sick2:
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 12:53:23 PM »
PICKLED EGGS !!!!

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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 12:54:49 PM »
Quote from: Berek on May 10, 2007, 12:53:23 PM
PICKLED EGGS !!!!



Pickled Quails Eggs = even better.
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 12:57:14 PM »
CHap in the village (doctor) was trying to give up smoking. Every time he wanted a fag he had a pickled egg instead. Had to carry a big jar of pickled eggs with him everywhere he went. Since he had been a 20 a day man this was really quite unpleasant sick2:. He gave up pickled eggs and went back to SIlk Cut.

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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 01:00:58 PM »
I bet he shit like a trooper  eyes:
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 01:02:58 PM »
I wouldn't know, it wasn't something we ever discussed!
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 01:04:26 PM »
Quote from: Berek on May 10, 2007, 12:53:23 PM
PICKLED EGGS !!!!


Is he eating them or regurgitating and filling up the jar?
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 01:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 01:02:58 PM
I wouldn't know, it wasn't something we ever discussed!

I can understand that!

Doctor "So Mr Nick You are feeling a bit under the weather ~ have you moved your bowels today?"
Nick "Well Doctor now you mention it ..... Have you?"

Doesn't ring true somehow does it?  rubschin:
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Re: Bar Snacks
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 01:10:42 PM »
remember those pictures of women covered with bags of peanuts ? Our barman always left the bag covering her clout until last. I once ate 24 packs and found out she had knickers on
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