Always gets back to booze....and/or tongues.....how about some innocence?
Advice for non-believers....
If You See A Fairy Ring
If you see a fairy ring
In a field of grass,
Very lightly step around,
Tip-Toe as you pass,
Last night Fairies frolicked there
And they're sleeping somewhere near.
If you see a tiny fairy
Lying fast asleep
Shut your eyes
And run away,
Do not stay to peek!
Do not tell
Or you'll break a fairy spell.
(or should this be in the library????)