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[Bar Wench]

dog walked, cats fed, showered

Sounds like a theme night

You forgot the beer tho... 

What does the Wench drink I wonder? 

Not beer, cider, malibu or whisky.

Perhaps all three for a special evening?  

Which one of the four are you excluding?

[Barman]

dog walked, cats fed, showered

Sounds like a theme night

You forgot the beer tho... 

What does the Wench drink I wonder? 

Not beer, cider, malibu or whisky.

Perhaps all three for a special evening?  

Which one of the four are you excluding?

You said not beer... that leaves cider malibu and whiskey? 

Oh I see, you meant? 

[Bar Wench]

dog walked, cats fed, showered

Sounds like a theme night

You forgot the beer tho... 

What does the Wench drink I wonder? 

Not beer, cider, malibu or whisky.

Perhaps all three for a special evening?  

Which one of the four are you excluding?

You said not beer... that leaves cider malibu and whiskey? 

Oh I see, you meant? 

 

[Barman]

dog walked, cats fed, showered

Sounds like a theme night

You forgot the beer tho... 

What does the Wench drink I wonder? 

Not beer, cider, malibu or whisky.

Perhaps all three for a special evening?  

Which one of the four are you excluding?

You said not beer... that leaves cider malibu and whiskey? 

Oh I see, you meant? 

 

We?ll get a bottle of sweet sherry in for you then? 

[Bar Wench]

dog walked, cats fed, showered

Sounds like a theme night

You forgot the beer tho... 

What does the Wench drink I wonder? 

Not beer, cider, malibu or whisky.

Perhaps all three for a special evening?  

Which one of the four are you excluding?

You said not beer... that leaves cider malibu and whiskey? 

Oh I see, you meant? 

 

We?ll get a bottle of sweet sherry in for you then? 

 

Vodka or white wine please.

[Barman]

dog walked, cats fed, showered

Sounds like a theme night

You forgot the beer tho... 

What does the Wench drink I wonder? 

Not beer, cider, malibu or whisky.

Perhaps all three for a special evening?  

Which one of the four are you excluding?

You said not beer... that leaves cider malibu and whiskey? 

Oh I see, you meant? 

 

We?ll get a bottle of sweet sherry in for you then? 

 

Vodka or white wine please.

Oh, so not beer, cider, Malibu, whisky or sweet sherry then? 

Could you not just have said vodka or white wine? 

[Bar Wench]

I could but that would have taken the fun out of it! 

I drink amaretto too.

[Barman]

I could but that would have taken the fun out of it! 

I drink amaretto too.

Southern Comfort & Amaretto 

[Snoopy]

I could but that would have taken the fun out of it! 

I drink amaretto too.

Southern Comfort & Amaretto 

Together!!!!?????????????? 

[Barman]

I could but that would have taken the fun out of it! 

I drink amaretto too.

Southern Comfort & Amaretto 

Together!!!!?????????????? 

Oh yes... you must try it... 

[Snoopy]

Mrs Snoopy is willing to try that "Cocktail"

I shall be standing some way back.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I could but that would have taken the fun out of it! 

I drink amaretto too.

Southern Comfort & Amaretto 

Together!!!!?????????????? 

Oh yes... you must try it... 

Reminds me of a 'cocktail' I was introduced to once in America -

It was called a 'Test Tube Baby', and consisted of Southern Comfort with Baileys dripped into it. Looked most peculiar, but, funnily enough, didn't taste too bad 

[Barman]

Mrs Snoopy is willing to try that "Cocktail"

I shall be standing some way back.

It does sound awful but tastes completely different to its component parts? 

[Bar Wench]

It is nice. I quite like that one.

Baileys added to anything congeals. When we used to do birthdays at Uni and it was a shot from every optic you used to stick three of baileys in. It floats and congeals at the top and you basically have to eat your way through it. 

Brain haemorage

Vodka, baileys and grenadine. The grenadine sits on the edges of the congealed baileys which floats in the vodka. 

[Snoopy]

Personally I favour a
Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall

Ingredients:

    * 1 shot Sloe gin
    * 1 shot Vodka
    * 1 shot Southern Comfort
    * 1 shot Galliano
    * Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Mix all ingredients in a glass.