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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2007, 12:12:07 PM »
He's talking to himself now, a sort of running commentary on what he is doing. Angry9:

I have no doubt that Mrs Nick identified him as a suitable contractor and probably employed him but his failings are your fault.
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2007, 12:13:56 PM »
He is in the bathroom.
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"Right, I will go and speak to Jackie and then get my butty from the car. NOw where is the soap. Oh here. Nice bit of soap that. Which is the hot tap, oh I see. Gosh, that s hot......." and so on............. Banghead Banghead
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2007, 12:18:32 PM »
I think I'd kill him. violent073:
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2007, 12:37:43 PM »
He is in the bathroom.
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"Right, I will go and speak to Jackie and then get my butty from the car. NOw where is the soap. Oh here. Nice bit of soap that. Which is the hot tap, oh I see. Gosh, that s hot......." and so on............. Banghead Banghead
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2007, 12:39:19 PM »
He is in the bathroom.
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"Right, I will go and speak to Jackie and then get my butty from the car. NOw where is the soap. Oh here. Nice bit of soap that. Which is the hot tap, oh I see. Gosh, that s hot......." and so on............. Banghead Banghead
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I reckon he is "Miked up" and has someone in a BT tent, hidden round the corner, recording everything
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2007, 12:40:13 PM »
He is now "chatting" to Mrs Nick in the kitchen. She can't get a word in edgeways eeek:
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2007, 12:41:13 PM »
He is now "chatting" to Mrs Nick in the kitchen. She can't get a word in edgeways eeek:

Befriend him, ply him with strong alcohol and FIND OUT HIS SECRET!
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2007, 01:28:37 PM »
He's using a blasted sanding machine now. THE NOISE! cry:
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2007, 01:29:13 PM »
 point:

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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2007, 01:29:42 PM »
And Mrs Nick has the hoover out. cry:
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2007, 01:30:00 PM »
Oh well I suppose  point:  makes a change from  angry041:
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2007, 01:30:50 PM »
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2007, 01:33:09 PM »
Oh for Heaven's sake!  char090

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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2007, 01:38:06 PM »
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Re: Over chatty workmen
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2007, 01:40:41 PM »
noooo:

Oh all right ~ but just one or you'll be sick.
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