Inconsiderate wankers in cars

[Snoopy]

It's helpful if you can get the name & address of at least one witness.

[Mr Happy]

Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up. 

My trousers are still soggy. 

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed 

I shall remember this in future.  I stopped bothering after last year when three complaints went nowhere. 

Better still keep hold of the reg and aonyously tip the bill off ext time a hit ad ru is reported i the area.  Likely to be the same twat ayway!

[Snoopy]

Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up. 

My trousers are still soggy. 

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed 

I shall remember this in future.  I stopped bothering after last year when three complaints went nowhere. 

Better still keep hold of the reg and aonyously tip the bill off ext time a hit ad ru is reported i the area.  Likely to be the same twat ayway!

The office supply company I use www.clp.co.uk currently have keyboards on offer from ?4.95. These key boards are fully compatible with MSoft and come complete with a full set of working keys plus a guarantee. They can however do nothing for poor typing skills. 

[Grumpmeister]

I can name another type that fits into this category, the arsehole who thinks that parking right outside my front gate in a huge ferkin 4x4 instead of paying for parking in a car park. Meaning that I couldnt get out this morning. Hopefully the dent in his bonnet from me landing on it after I had to climb over the wall and the neighbours probable complaints to the police when it set off his car alarm will stop him from blocking me in in future. 

[Mr Happy]

Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up. 

My trousers are still soggy. 

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed 

I shall remember this in future.  I stopped bothering after last year when three complaints went nowhere. 

Better still keep hold of the reg and aonyously tip the bill off ext time a hit ad ru is reported i the area.  Likely to be the same twat ayway!

The office supply company I use www.clp.co.uk currently have keyboards on offer from ?4.95. These key boards are fully compatible with MSoft and come complete with a full set of working keys plus a guarantee. They can however do nothing for poor typing skills. 

I have a usb keyboard but it doesn't give the freedom offered by the uuuuuuuurghhhhhh laptop.

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