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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2007, 04:33:21 PM »
I did say 'could' Growler, it is designed to withstand a nuclear strike remember so there is at least a slim chance  whistle:
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2007, 04:35:33 PM »
I did say 'could' Growler, it is designed to withstand a nuclear strike remember so there is at least a slim chance  whistle:

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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2007, 04:45:49 PM »
Surely Nicks capacity for cataclysNick(tm) destruction cannot be infinite Growler  scared2:
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2007, 04:53:14 PM »
Surely Nicks capacity for cataclysNick(tm) destruction cannot be infinite Growler  scared2:

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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2007, 05:02:43 PM »
Surely Nicks capacity for cataclysNick(tm) destruction cannot be infinite Growler  scared2:

Believe.  ::)
He helped me paint 6' of kerbstones 2 months ago.
I had paint all over me and inside my car afterwards, and he touched neither.
Werk THAT one out? eeek:

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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2007, 05:05:13 PM »
could it be a poltergooset?  drumroll:
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2007, 05:53:13 PM »
And the so called masonry paint washed off in the next rain shower.

I was covered too.
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2007, 06:00:55 PM »
6 foot of kerbstones. Pull up an sandbag sonny and I'll tell you about painting kerbstones 1.5 miles of the fvcking things alternately black and white.
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2007, 06:05:22 PM »
I feel a theme night coming on...............
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2007, 06:11:39 PM »
And it was gloss paint  censored:
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2007, 06:12:30 PM »
How are the wounds healing?
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2007, 09:25:19 PM »
And the so called masonry paint washed off in the next rain shower.

I was covered too.

Yea, 15 miles deep it was too!
It never had chance to dry, and it WAS masonary paint, as it sez on the tin. evil:
YOU were so busy sloshing the stuff around like bath water, that you failed to notice that you were painting over moss, mildew, fungus, grass and weeds.
I couldn't stop you as you turned into a raging maniac.
6' of kerbstone 'painted' in 45 seconds must be some sort of record? eeek:

LOOK plumbs. ::) I painted our fence concrete support posts with the same stuff out of the same tin 4 years ago, and it never washed off.
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2007, 08:49:47 AM »
How are the wounds healing?

I am still not over the trauma and it happened in 1965.
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2007, 08:52:30 AM »
I was thinking of toes!
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Re: Any apsiring Bond villains out there?
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2007, 08:53:05 AM »
I was thinking of toes!
mmmmmm... toes...  whistle:
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