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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #105 on: September 26, 2007, 01:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:37:49 PM
I forget. I never got that far down
Precisely?  whistle:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #106 on: September 26, 2007, 01:38:44 PM »
What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #107 on: September 26, 2007, 01:39:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:35:05 PM
What have I started.

ALl female ballerinas are nymphos.
Most male ballet dancers are gay
Those male ballet dancers who are not gay have a terrific time.

The stories I could tell you about being on tour with ballet companies. Great Yarmouth sticks in the mind for some reason!

Oh and Vienna
Oh and Swindon

Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer?  eeek:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #108 on: September 26, 2007, 01:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 01:39:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:35:05 PM
What have I started.

ALl female ballerinas are nymphos.
Most male ballet dancers are gay
Those male ballet dancers who are not gay have a terrific time.

The stories I could tell you about being on tour with ballet companies. Great Yarmouth sticks in the mind for some reason!

Oh and Vienna
Oh and Swindon

Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer?  eeek:
Belly dancer more like!  point:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #109 on: September 26, 2007, 01:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:38:44 PM
What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...

This one

http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #110 on: September 26, 2007, 01:41:25 PM »
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Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer? 

You clearly haven't seen Nick ~ I mean ..... fleet of foot, nimble, lithe, supple, delicate ..... none of these are words that I would use to describe him.lol:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #111 on: September 26, 2007, 01:43:19 PM »
No. "Mrs" Nick #1 was. We shared flats with numerous dancers for many years and I used to go on tour with them. Wild times!!!


VERY wild times. eeek:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #112 on: September 26, 2007, 01:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2007, 01:40:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:38:44 PM
What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...

This one

http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html

LANDLADY
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #113 on: September 26, 2007, 01:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2007, 01:40:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:38:44 PM
What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...

This one

http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html

 redface:  And there was me feeling sorry for myself because I've ended up with a scooter.

Always someone worse off...  noooo:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #114 on: September 26, 2007, 01:47:00 PM »
No way to talk about Mrs Bouncer. noooo:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #115 on: September 26, 2007, 01:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:41:25 PM
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Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer? 

You clearly haven't seen Nick ~ I mean ..... fleet of foot, nimble, lithe, supple, delicate ..... none of these are words that I would use to describe him.lol:

Gielgud gong backstage to talk to a fellow actor after a terrible performance:

"My boy, "Good" isn't the word"
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #116 on: September 26, 2007, 01:49:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:43:19 PM
No. "Mrs" Nick #1 was. We shared flats with numerous dancers for many years and I used to go on tour with them. Wild times!!!


VERY wild times. eeek:

Ahhh say no more.
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #117 on: September 26, 2007, 01:51:55 PM »
I could of course. That year in Mexico City was something else. As was the weekend in Gorleston on Sea.

We had to make our own entertainment, you see!
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #118 on: September 26, 2007, 02:17:07 PM »
Little wonder you are nuts.   confused:
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Re: Especially for Barman: Feet
« Reply #119 on: September 26, 2007, 04:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2007, 01:40:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:38:44 PM
What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...

This one

http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
eeek: eeek:
Presumably her feet are very low mileage?
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