Especially for Barman: Feet

[Snoopy]

TBF Dancers do suffer mightily for their art.

[Nick]

Ah ~ that's another triumph for aversion therapy then. 

Yes... I shall keep away from balarinas... 

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[Nick]

TBF Dancers do suffer mightily for their art.

And so do their boyfriends.


Fit though!

[Darwins Selection]

TBF Dancers do suffer mightily for their art.

Unless they are Moldovian?

[Nick]

In which case they are fit and talk scribble.

Miss Netball Kit beckons. Must check out her feet. Though she has had diarrhoea for three days, so may not.

[Darwins Selection]

In which case they are fit and talk scribble.

Miss Netball Kit beckons. Must check out her feet. Though she has had diarrhoea for three days, so may not.

Probably washed the feet afterwards.

[Nick]

"Probably" is a key word there, obviously. Will check to see if she has wellies on.

OK?

[Snoopy]

Cycle Clips are often a clue.

[Nick]

On shorts?

[Snoopy]

Why does your goose have a tattoo?

[Nick]

So it can be identified easily. They all look alike.

[Misunderstood]

When I was a lad, my attention was grabbed firstly by the face and then travelled downwards.

As I grew, I moved onto a 2 - 1 - 3 angle,

Now it is definitely legs and feet first!

I fear there may be something in this mother fixation thing as I have suddenly remembered my mother had a shapely ankle 

I may be regressing...

[Barman]

See Wenchy! 

[Bar Wench]

Must be because MILFH has dumpy ankles then or because she kicked Mr Wench as a child. 

[Barman]

Must be because MILFH has dumpy ankles then or because she kicked Mr Wench as a child. 

Or she was a ballerina? [shudder]