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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2007, 01:47:12 PM »
Personally I believe the girls ate the bananas to be deliberately provocative and the boys didn't want to be called gay. Miss Snoopy agreed with that surmise.
The little minx even said she had never eaten a banana so slowly before.
Sometimes I think they know too much ~ other times I fear they do not know enough.
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2007, 01:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:47:12 PM
Personally I believe the girls ate the bananas to be deliberately provocative and the boys didn't want to be called gay. Miss Snoopy agreed with that surmise.
The little minx even said she had never eaten a banana so slowly before.
Sometimes I think they know too much ~ other times I fear they do not know enough.

I'm suprised. Girls would never eat banans at school when I was young because of those sorts of ideas.
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2007, 01:50:57 PM »
She will learn. scared2:

There is a 15 year old (spawn of the pagan morris dancers) who walks past our house every day. Mini skirt, black tights, yesterday for some reason pink wellies. She is beautiful but doesn't quite know it yet (one can tell). But her teeth braces have just come off. Give her a year, maybe less,  and the boys will be swarming, they prolly are already but she hasn't quite noticed.....
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2007, 01:54:16 PM »
Wellies are a fashion statement these days.
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2007, 01:57:14 PM »
Unlike jewelled flip flops one assumes
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2007, 01:59:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:57:14 PM
Unlike jewelled flip flops one assumes

I have pretty wellies too.
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2007, 02:00:28 PM »
Pics?

Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:

GROWLER?



(PS For some men a banana would be quite flattering)
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #37 on: September 26, 2007, 02:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2007, 02:00:28 PM
Pics?

Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:

GROWLER?

I don't actually. I can show you which ones though if you like?
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #38 on: September 26, 2007, 02:03:26 PM »
No thanks. She is due past here at 3.40. I can blimp for myself
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #39 on: September 26, 2007, 02:03:43 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 02:02:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2007, 02:00:28 PM
Pics?

Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:

GROWLER?

I don't actually. I can show you which ones though if you like?
::) no...
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #40 on: September 26, 2007, 02:07:39 PM »
Fine then!
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #41 on: September 26, 2007, 02:12:06 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #42 on: September 26, 2007, 02:15:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 02:12:06 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 02:07:39 PM
Fine then!

Well I'd like to see them

Tough. My boots and I'm not sharing with anyone now.  sad24:
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2007, 02:16:39 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
« Reply #44 on: September 26, 2007, 02:25:22 PM »
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