Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread

[Barman]

Thank You ~ we have a way to go yet.

Because after all plans do change. She and the Lip Locker could get married and she could be knocked up before the archaeology thing kicks in. 

Sage words Wenchy... 

[Bar Wench]

He's gone a bit quiet. Do you think perhaps he's collapsed with the shock? 

[Snoopy]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

[Bar Wench]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.

What was for lunch?

[Misunderstood]

Musing quietly on this thread, I have just reflected on the fact that my disaster has been coping? with her disaster for about twenty years now...


So there IS justice.    All you have to do is wait...

[Darwins Selection]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

 

I don't see any timetable in there.

[Snoopy]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.

What was for lunch?

S&K Pie with Chips ~ very nice but not, as I told her, ideal for an overweight diabetic with a heart condition.
(Must remember to check who gets the insurance money.)

[Bar Wench]

Wise decision. Bad Mrs Snoopy, should have been waving a celery stick instead.

[Snoopy]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

 

I don't see any timetable in there.

Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.

[Snoopy]

Wise decision. Bad Mrs Snoopy, should have been waving a celery stick instead.

What?? ......  Sex in the afternoons, not with my medication I'm afraid.

[Darwins Selection]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

 

I don't see any timetable in there.

Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.

Good luck to her, but they can be fickle, like all females I suppose.

[Snoopy]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

 

I don't see any timetable in there.

Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.

Good luck to her, but they can be fickle, like all females I suppose.

Dunno 'bout fickle ~ f*****g awkward more like

[Nick]

Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. 

Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.

What was for lunch?

Banana

[Snoopy]

Apparently the girls all ate their bananas after the lesson but none of the boys would 

[Nick]

Interesting in both cases!!