Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread

[Snoopy]

I can guess ~ if they don't have spots it'll be flowers



OR

[Bar Wench]

I'm that predictable aren't I.

[Barman]

I'm that predictable aren't I.

Oh yes... 

[Snoopy]

I'm that predictable aren't I.

No ~ I think you showed us once before ...... p'raps in another place.
On the other hand you may just be predictable ~ but then most women are.
Predictable but illogical.




Example ~ I can predict when the attack will come or what will cause it. It will, however, not follow a logical plan and thus my position will be indefensible.

[Bar Wench]

Possible. I do have another pair of purple Hunter wellies now as well.

[Berek]

So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".

[Barman]

So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".

[Bar Wench]

Well okahy then. 

[The Moan Ranger]

So I was walking down the road the other day and was hit in the face by a prawn cocktail.  And that was just for starters!

[Berek]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Over dinner, Mrs TMR and I were discussing who the kids would live with.  A heated argument ensued.  I ended up pouring a trifle over her head.  She got custardy.

[The Moan Ranger]

So I went to the local video shop and I said, "Can I take out The Elephant Man?" He said, "He's not your type." I said "How about Batman Forever?" He said, "No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow"

[Nick]

Tommy Cooper. ?5

[Darwins Selection]

Possible. I do have another pair of purple Hunter wellies now as well.

And a matching Sou'Wester?

[The Moan Ranger]

You can buy the remnants of Tommy Cooper for a fiver?