AaarrrggggHHHHH!
It IS mine! 
Well if that's the case, it leads us very swiftly into the next question then ey. 
WHY TF were you trying to cross a ditch the size of the Grand Canyon? 
"Oh, they'll go ANYWHERE these Land Rovers you know!"
Oh no they piggin' wont....tool. 
It was like this see...

It is my driveway entrance and it wasn't there when I went out.
- leastways, I don't remember it!
How am I supposed to know somebody wanted to look at some old pipes eh?
No, not really, but it's a good story. eh?