Quasi legal outcome that some of you know about

[Nick]

Well, postie just brought it.

We Lost

Next stop, Ombudsman

[Barman]

Was it a pizza and if it didn't arrive on time it would have been free? 

[Nick]

It is a matter of which you know not. We have some secrets you know, even from you!

[Barman]

It is a matter of which you know not. We have some secrets you know, even from you!

[Snoopy]

Well, postie just brought it.

We Lost

Next stop, Ombudsman

"The Establishment" closing ranks I suspect.

[Nick]

I am not that paranoid. The school and Governors got a good kicking and the process was fair, as far as we could see. Just not the outcome we wanted.

We shall regroup and consider further options

[Bar Wench]

FFS if they got a good kicking then surely the outcome should have gone your way.

Nice dinner I think to cheer all Chez Nick up.

[Nick]

M&S Simply Food as a compromise.

[Bar Wench]

M&S Simply Food as a compromise.

Good plan if it includes pudding with cream.

[Nick]

Fattening

[Snoopy]

Fattening

Not if it is a one of .... making a habit of it is fattening.

[Bar Wench]

Fattening

Yes but I won't be eating it I only want to hear about it. 

Who is on the diet?

[Snoopy]

Fattening

Yes but I won't be eating it I only want to hear about it. 

Who is on the diet?

This is no ordinary diet .... This is a scrumptious I can't be bothered to prepare and cook proper food diet from M&S

[Nick]

Have been to M&S and bought Applie Pie, Blueberry stuff and Custard (opinions vary)
. Also main food and flowers for Mrs Nick who is distraught (and raging - her not me) and then spent enough to get free bottle of red someting fizzy. Party night (cept I have to work)

Mrs Nick is up for the Ombudsman, according to last call. After that it's direct to Mr Balls.

I haven't the energy for a fight now, but we should, and may do.

[Bar Wench]

Blueberry stuff?
What for mains?
What varity of floral tribute?
Will vino be enough?  Have you put the vodka in the freezer?