Pub goes the way of the chimbly

[Nick]

She will find defects, you know she will

[Bar Wench]

Why is the kitchen involved? 
What have you been doing in the kitchen? 

 

[Barman]

Why is the kitchen involved? 
What have you been doing in the kitchen? 

 

I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I? 

[Darwins Selection]

Why is the kitchen involved? 
What have you been doing in the kitchen? 

 

I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I? 

For now, yes.

[Nick]

Gruel

[Bar Wench]

Why is the kitchen involved? 
What have you been doing in the kitchen? 

 

I'm allowed to eat and drink aren't I? 

Not if you are tracking rubble and dust in there you aren't!!! 

[Nick]

He is, we all know it!

It's all over for Barman. LL is back Monday. He has about four days tio clear up, go on the piss and then go into hiding. We have a cellar!

[Barman]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

[Nick]

You know landlady.

I. Finish the job
2. Eat
3. Leave country

OK?

[Bar Wench]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!

[Barman]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!

And how about, ahem ablutions? 

[Nick]

Yo have a Bar Trench!

[Snoopy]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!

And how about, ahem ablutions? 

Recycle the beer bottles ~ no-one will notice anyway.

[Bar Wench]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!

And how about, ahem ablutions? 

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?

[Barman]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!

And how about, ahem ablutions? 

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?

oh, I'm allowed in the garden am I?