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I see we have a new member from the far antipodes... welcome Mozo.Barman, a round of your finest Aussie lager please.
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 06, 2007, 02:23:22 PMI see we have a new member from the far antipodes... welcome Mozo.Barman, a round of your finest Aussie lager please. No Bishop's Finger?
We obviously need some new members to keep up the fast-paced wit and banter that we all love? Cosy as it is here I?m sure we?ll all be sick to death of each other soon.We could advertise ? but that costs money and would probably require us to have those adverts hanging over the urinals and stuff to fund it which I'm sure we really don?t want.It strikes me that if we all just introduced two active members and they introduced two and? well you get the idea. At the end of the week we?d have 2 x 2 x 2, um loads?So can I suggest that if you are posting on another site or e-mail somebody that you think would fit in, you mention this one? Of course, you may feel that additional members would spoil our clique in which case I?m happy to continue to serve you all (although not clean the bogs every day).We could have a reward scheme where introducing a new member earns +100 karma points and the first to 1,000 earns, um something if you like? Of course, we?d have to set everything to zero and sort out the cheaters and bribe-takers from behind the bar first?
Mozo, I don't think that the Barman really wants me to leave even though I sit in the corner nursing a half of mild for most of the day. Have you got any mates who would like a pint? Not too rowdy though. Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2007, 03:43:27 PMWe obviously need some new members to keep up the fast-paced wit and banter that we all love? Cosy as it is here I?m sure we?ll all be sick to death of each other soon.We could advertise ? but that costs money and would probably require us to have those adverts hanging over the urinals and stuff to fund it which I'm sure we really don?t want.It strikes me that if we all just introduced two active members and they introduced two and? well you get the idea. At the end of the week we?d have 2 x 2 x 2, um loads?So can I suggest that if you are posting on another site or e-mail somebody that you think would fit in, you mention this one? Of course, you may feel that additional members would spoil our clique in which case I?m happy to continue to serve you all (although not clean the bogs every day).We could have a reward scheme where introducing a new member earns +100 karma points and the first to 1,000 earns, um something if you like? Of course, we?d have to set everything to zero and sort out the cheaters and bribe-takers from behind the bar first?
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2007, 08:59:56 AMMozo, I don't think that the Barman really wants me to leave even though I sit in the corner nursing a half of mild for most of the day. Have you got any mates who would like a pint? Not too rowdy though. Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2007, 03:43:27 PMWe obviously need some new members to keep up the fast-paced wit and banter that we all love? Cosy as it is here I?m sure we?ll all be sick to death of each other soon.We could advertise ? but that costs money and would probably require us to have those adverts hanging over the urinals and stuff to fund it which I'm sure we really don?t want.It strikes me that if we all just introduced two active members and they introduced two and? well you get the idea. At the end of the week we?d have 2 x 2 x 2, um loads?So can I suggest that if you are posting on another site or e-mail somebody that you think would fit in, you mention this one? Of course, you may feel that additional members would spoil our clique in which case I?m happy to continue to serve you all (although not clean the bogs every day).We could have a reward scheme where introducing a new member earns +100 karma points and the first to 1,000 earns, um something if you like? Of course, we?d have to set everything to zero and sort out the cheaters and bribe-takers from behind the bar first? I?m not bothered ? half of your half of mild is always out of the drip tray anyway. Some new members would be nice tho.
Interesting to note that after a couple of months, there are a few people at the old place who have noticed some of you are missing.It must be a good feeling to know you made such an impact on so many people.
I?m not bothered ? half of your half of mild is always out of the drip tray anyway.
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2007, 02:10:37 PMI?m not bothered ? half of your half of mild is always out of the drip tray anyway. Good to see the beer is at the usual standard then
Aha, I wondered where you'd all gone - was it something I said?Anyway, what's all this smite/applaud all about? Couldn't find a reference in the rules 'n stuff?I think this could be quite a congenial haunt.