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Re: New Members
« Reply #120 on: June 06, 2007, 12:00:39 PM »
Wenchy, if we ever stopped this kind of thing you'd be worried stiff about what we were up to. So in fact we are helping your mental state  eyes:
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Re: New Members
« Reply #121 on: June 06, 2007, 02:23:22 PM »
I see we have a new member from the far antipodes...

welcome Mozo.

Barman, a round of your finest Aussie lager please.

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Re: New Members
« Reply #122 on: June 06, 2007, 02:27:39 PM »
I see we have a new member from the far antipodes...

welcome Mozo.

Barman, a round of your finest Aussie lager please.

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« Reply #123 on: June 06, 2007, 02:41:36 PM »
I see we have a new member from the far antipodes...

welcome Mozo.

Barman, a round of your finest Aussie lager please.

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« Reply #124 on: June 09, 2007, 11:54:10 AM »
I see we have a new member from the far antipodes...

welcome Mozo.

Barman, a round of your finest Aussie lager please.

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Re: New Members
« Reply #125 on: June 11, 2007, 08:59:56 AM »
Mozo, I don't think that the Barman really wants me to leave even though I sit in the corner nursing a half of mild for most of the day.

Have you got any mates who would like a pint? Not too rowdy though.  noooo:


We obviously need some new members to keep up the fast-paced wit and banter that we all love? Cosy as it is here I?m sure we?ll all be sick to death of each other soon.

We could advertise ? but that costs money and would probably require us to have those adverts hanging over the urinals and stuff to fund it which I'm sure we really don?t want.

It strikes me that if we all just introduced two active members and they introduced two and? well you get the idea. At the end of the week we?d have 2 x 2 x 2, um loads?

So can I suggest that if you are posting on another site or e-mail somebody that you think would fit in, you mention this one? Of course, you may feel that additional members would spoil our clique in which case I?m happy to continue to serve you all (although not clean the bogs every day).

We could have a reward scheme where introducing a new member earns +100 karma points and the first to 1,000 earns, um something if you like? Of course, we?d have to set everything to zero and sort out the cheaters and bribe-takers from behind the bar first?  whistle:

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Re: New Members
« Reply #126 on: June 11, 2007, 02:10:37 PM »
Mozo, I don't think that the Barman really wants me to leave even though I sit in the corner nursing a half of mild for most of the day.

Have you got any mates who would like a pint? Not too rowdy though.  noooo:


We obviously need some new members to keep up the fast-paced wit and banter that we all love? Cosy as it is here I?m sure we?ll all be sick to death of each other soon.

We could advertise ? but that costs money and would probably require us to have those adverts hanging over the urinals and stuff to fund it which I'm sure we really don?t want.

It strikes me that if we all just introduced two active members and they introduced two and? well you get the idea. At the end of the week we?d have 2 x 2 x 2, um loads?

So can I suggest that if you are posting on another site or e-mail somebody that you think would fit in, you mention this one? Of course, you may feel that additional members would spoil our clique in which case I?m happy to continue to serve you all (although not clean the bogs every day).

We could have a reward scheme where introducing a new member earns +100 karma points and the first to 1,000 earns, um something if you like? Of course, we?d have to set everything to zero and sort out the cheaters and bribe-takers from behind the bar first?  whistle:
I?m not bothered ? half of your half of mild is always out of the drip tray anyway.  whistle:

Some new members would be nice tho.  rubschin:
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Re: New Members
« Reply #127 on: June 11, 2007, 04:36:10 PM »
Mozo, I don't think that the Barman really wants me to leave even though I sit in the corner nursing a half of mild for most of the day.

Have you got any mates who would like a pint? Not too rowdy though.  noooo:


We obviously need some new members to keep up the fast-paced wit and banter that we all love? Cosy as it is here I?m sure we?ll all be sick to death of each other soon.

We could advertise ? but that costs money and would probably require us to have those adverts hanging over the urinals and stuff to fund it which I'm sure we really don?t want.

It strikes me that if we all just introduced two active members and they introduced two and? well you get the idea. At the end of the week we?d have 2 x 2 x 2, um loads?

So can I suggest that if you are posting on another site or e-mail somebody that you think would fit in, you mention this one? Of course, you may feel that additional members would spoil our clique in which case I?m happy to continue to serve you all (although not clean the bogs every day).

We could have a reward scheme where introducing a new member earns +100 karma points and the first to 1,000 earns, um something if you like? Of course, we?d have to set everything to zero and sort out the cheaters and bribe-takers from behind the bar first?  whistle:
I?m not bothered ? half of your half of mild is always out of the drip tray anyway.  whistle:

Some new members would be nice tho.  rubschin:

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Re: New Members
« Reply #128 on: June 11, 2007, 04:39:29 PM »
On Holiday I believe (Sorry to have to break this to you DS but she's gone away with Pastis for some sun n fun)
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Re: New Members
« Reply #129 on: June 12, 2007, 03:59:10 PM »
Interesting to note that after a couple of months, there are a few people at the old place who have noticed some of you are missing.

It must be a good feeling to know you made such an impact on so many people. ;) sleep017
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Re: New Members
« Reply #130 on: June 12, 2007, 04:01:44 PM »
Interesting to note that after a couple of months, there are a few people at the old place who have noticed some of you are missing.

It must be a good feeling to know you made such an impact on so many people. ;) sleep017
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Re: New Members
« Reply #131 on: June 26, 2007, 07:00:42 PM »
I?m not bothered ? half of your half of mild is always out of the drip tray anyway.  whistle:

Good to see the beer is at the usual standard then  whistle:
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« Reply #132 on: June 27, 2007, 06:40:16 AM »
I?m not bothered ? half of your half of mild is always out of the drip tray anyway.  whistle:

Good to see the beer is at the usual standard then  whistle:
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Re: New Members
« Reply #133 on: July 02, 2007, 09:49:54 AM »
Aha, I wondered where you'd all gone - was it something I said?

Anyway, what's all this smite/applaud all about? Couldn't find a reference in the rules 'n stuff?

I think this could be quite a congenial haunt.
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« Reply #134 on: July 02, 2007, 09:52:05 AM »
Aha, I wondered where you'd all gone - was it something I said?

Anyway, what's all this smite/applaud all about? Couldn't find a reference in the rules 'n stuff?

I think this could be quite a congenial haunt.
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I?m afraid membership here will mean that you can?t PM in the other place so we couldn?t really tell you about it.  noooo:

The applaud smiting thing allows you to vote on fellow members ? a high negative count means you are highly thought of?  whistle:
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