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Offline Snoopy

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Re: New Members
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2007, 05:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2007, 08:39:32 AM


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Re: New Members
« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2007, 06:28:13 PM »
Now you know why I don?t want to clean the bastard toilets!  whistle:
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Re: New Members
« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2007, 07:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2007, 06:38:53 AM

Where has The Affs been?

Possibly getting his hair cut, seriously it's that bad!

Think he got a new job that didn't allow him the pleasure, he's also probably married by now so pleasure will be rationed.

I'll track him down though, you mark my words, tommydickfingers could be dug up aswell...
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Re: New Members
« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2007, 07:28:28 PM »
MARRIED!!! MARRIED!!!!
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Re: New Members
« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2007, 07:30:40 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 22, 2007, 07:28:28 PM
MARRIED!!! MARRIED!!!!
Don't start now!

Mr Happy was only joking.

You will not be the last spinster on the forum. whistle:
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Re: New Members
« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2007, 07:35:51 AM »
I will and you know it. No good trying to make me feel better.  sad24:
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Re: New Members
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2007, 09:46:52 AM »
Mr Happy,

It?s lovely to have you on board but surely you read the site rules when joining?

Rule 11b Subsection A
There will be no mention of ?marriage? on the premises.

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Re: New Members
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2007, 11:49:46 AM »
Apologies for the 'M' word.

I just figured it's been over 2 years since I worked with the Affs, he'd been with his stuff for a few years prior.  Is 5 years not the magic number for 'Nothing left to say or do love, shall we marry'.

Barwench, how long now...?
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Re: New Members
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2007, 11:54:04 AM »
Five years. I got my ring a couple of years ago though. Mr Wench and I always do things the wrong way round.
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Re: New Members
« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2007, 11:55:47 AM »
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Mr Wench and I always do things the wrong way round.

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Re: New Members
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2007, 12:35:25 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on May 23, 2007, 11:49:46 AM
Apologies for the 'M' word.

I just figured it's been over 2 years since I worked with the Affs, he'd been with his stuff for a few years prior.  Is 5 years not the magic number for 'Nothing left to say or do love, shall we marry'.

Barwench, how long now...?
You did it again!  shocked003
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Re: New Members
« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2007, 12:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2007, 11:55:47 AM
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Mr Wench and I always do things the wrong way round.

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Chronologically!  ::)
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Re: New Members
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2007, 12:45:35 PM »
I used to have Sky in my house but have recently decided on freeview.  A nice man came round and fitted me a new aerial for ?65+VAT.  As time progressed I could see my satelite dish and the aerial getting close and last year they married.  The service wasn't great, the vicar kept stuttering but...











Wait for it...











The reception was fing excellent!

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Re: New Members
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2007, 12:49:35 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on May 23, 2007, 12:45:35 PM
I used to have Sky in my house but have recently decided on freeview.  A nice man came round and fitted me a new aerial for ?65+VAT.  As time progressed I could see my satelite dish and the aerial getting close and last year they married.  The service wasn't great, the vicar kept stuttering but...











Wait for it...











The reception was fing excellent!

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Re: New Members
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2007, 06:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 07:35:51 AM
I will and you know it. No good trying to make me feel better.  sad24:

Bar Wench, marraige some would say is just a word....I would say it's not a word but more of a bloody sentence! sad24:
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