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Landlady: the Return
« on: October 01, 2007, 11:40:45 AM »
Barman is quiet. Probably clearing up all the "evidence" scared2:. I know that when Mrs Nick goes away I do a careful tour of the house before she returns removing stains and suchlike. She always finds something though noooo:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 11:42:50 AM »
Think he has gone to get her from the airport. I don't think he has done a proper clean up.  eeek:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 11:43:30 AM »
Hope he's got a book down his trousers then! sex014
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 12:25:45 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 11:42:50 AM
I don't think he has done a proper clean up.  eeek:

Didn't you see the final photo of the room?  Looked like something out of Ideal Home  ::)
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 12:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 01, 2007, 12:25:45 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 11:42:50 AM
I don't think he has done a proper clean up.  eeek:

Didn't you see the final photo of the room?  Looked like something out of Ideal Home  ::)

Photoshop!
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 12:26:55 PM »
Apparently she is a very house proud lady.  eeek: She isn't ever coming round mine then.  eeek:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 12:27:26 PM »
She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2007, 12:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 01, 2007, 12:27:26 PM
She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:

I don't let clean and tidy people in my house.  redface:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2007, 12:30:44 PM »
I feel a new thread coming on!
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2007, 01:51:55 PM »
Hoovering and some bonking now then. Shoe boxes and I bet she looked up the chimbly with her whole head! point:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2007, 02:13:52 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 12:30:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 01, 2007, 12:27:26 PM
She could always do your cleaning for you! whistle:

I don't let clean and tidy people in my house.  redface:

You just like the scruffy ones then?
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2007, 02:49:07 PM »
No I just prefer to know that the people looking at my dust have their own dust.  redface:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2007, 02:50:06 PM »
Note to self: See Wenchy. Bring Dust for her collection
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2007, 03:12:36 PM »
BARMAN!
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2007, 03:23:41 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 01, 2007, 02:49:07 PM
No I just prefer to know that the people looking at my dust have their own dust.  redface:

Phew, I am safe to visit then, I have lots of dust, tons of clutter and my very own wool forest   lol:.
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