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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2007, 03:44:26 PM »
I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.


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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2007, 03:44:54 PM »
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
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Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
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A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually...  whistle:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2007, 03:45:03 PM »
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Quotathon!

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2007, 03:45:46 PM »
I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.


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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2007, 03:45:55 PM »
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually...  whistle:

Card in the window was there?  ::)

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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2007, 03:48:25 PM »
Landlady is unpacking but I can tell you she was very pleased with the fireplace, lack of ‘stains’ and general cleanliness of the house…  whistle:

Did you hire a cleaner before she back?
redface:

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!
redface: redface:
A little tiny Vietnamese girl…  whistle:

So you made no effort at all then?
It took a lot of organising…  whistle:

Quick phonecall to a mate or did you ask at the local taverna?
Supermarket actually...  whistle:

Card in the window was there?  ::)
No, I had to ask...  noooo:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2007, 03:49:17 PM »
Oh how arduous for you.  ::)

When will LL be popping in?

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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2007, 03:50:21 PM »
Or out! scared2:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2007, 03:51:57 PM »
I have no problem getting him to pay for drinks.


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Actually you just reminded me of the other reason I married the first Mrs Snoopy



(I proposed during the drunken euphoria after England won the World Cup in 1966 which was another item mentioned and then lost in the weekend nonsense)
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2007, 03:52:28 PM »
Stripes?
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2007, 03:53:09 PM »
Oh how arduous for you.  ::)

When will LL be popping in?
I'm just taking her out to dinner...  whistle:

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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2007, 03:53:20 PM »
Didn't you see the final photo of the room?  Looked like something out of Ideal Home  ::)

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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2007, 03:55:44 PM »
Whoops!


Unless you get a shag later, in which case: result happy088
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2007, 03:57:17 PM »
Whoops!


Unless you get a shag later, in which case: result happy088
I'll post details in 'the boy's area' shall I?  whistle:
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Re: Landlady: the Return
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2007, 03:57:44 PM »
If you wish!
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