Shredding

[tel]

Yes.

No living breathing creatures of any kind. 

Looks like you will have to settle for one of those pet rocks that used to be so popular.

[Bar Wench]

Stick insects are innocuous (see also: boring)

Why would I want a stick insect.

I want a hamster/bunny/cat/dog I'm not fussed, any of those would do.

[Nick]

Knit one?

[Bar Wench]

Knit one?

Not quite the same.

[Nick]

Stick a purring cassette tape inside it. And a heating element. Plug and play!

[tel]

Stick a purring cassette tape inside it. And a heating element. Plug and play!

Am not sure it is a good idea to let Wenchy wander around with something that is making that kind of noise, twill be as embarassing as the airport incident.

"it's alright officer, it's my pussy purring and it's getting a bit hot as well!"

[Nick]

She has confessed to that already. Malaga Airport. She set the alarms off. Do keep up!

[tel]

She has confessed to that already. Malaga Airport. She set the alarms off. Do keep up!

I think I was ahead of you.

[Nick]

Anne Summers AGAIN??????????????????????

[Bar Wench]

Noooooooo! I don't remember which airport story I told you. 

[Nick]

Love Eggs

Admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tel]

Noooooooo! I don't remember which airport story I told you. 

God, Wenchy, How may are there?

[Nick]

She is irradiated.





















Rightly

[Bar Wench]

I used to end up traveling through Malaga airport a minimum of five return trips a year for five or six years. There are a few stories. 

[tel]

I used to end up traveling through Malaga airport a minimum of five return trips a year for five or six years. There are a few stories. 

And.......?